BadassRumbleroar
Canada
Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I learned there are people who will beat you up if you don't give them your spot on a bench. FML
hihaay
United States
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
EricCartman
United States
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
nameless
United Kingdom
Pervy
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML
Ihatebuses
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Rosie
WTF?
Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML
LLCK
Owatonna, United States
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Anonymous
Ytre Arna, Norway
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
DanJames24
Family jewels
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
candidcripple
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
Broke
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Top comments
dayzz1 10
Hahaha that's happened to me before. I just pushed them off :)
Roevera 14
I watched someone sit on a woman's bag of groceries. She had all her groceries on the last available seat on the crowded bus and refused to move them. He looked at her and said, "you mad bro?"
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Comments (130)
Clozzie 0
Well, you deserve it!
Clozzie 0
Maybe that person really needed to sit down, you should of got up and let them!
Clozzie 0
Maybe that person really needed to sit down, you should of got up and let them!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh shut up!
samsea 5
Bitch get yo head off my *******.
Cashtangoteam 10
Jokes on them, OP had a hard on, that'll teach the crazy person
xXxIracebethxXx 14
I hate buses and bus stops. Once, at the bus stop, this crazy man came up to me (out of about 7-10 people that were there) and told me a story about how he ended up in the hospital and got AIDS from a hooker... I feel sorry for you you, OP. Hope you shoved him away or something.
xSonic 9
37, sorry babe. Just needed to let it out.
sassypenguinxox 15
In what way did op deserve that? no matter how you look at it, it was rude for the person to sit on op. It was kinda dumb for you to say otherwise.
AyeTee77 18
On the bright side, at least the person sitting on you wasn't fat.
6joe9 0
Op just put your dick in their ass !
awagh666 14
^The FML and your comment go perfectly with your pic #80
cole1497 0
37, I think you meant to post that on a different FML.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#93 - You're stupid.
Clozzie 0
Guys that person who sat on him could of been close to fainting! He should of noticed that! I dont mean to be rude! Im sorry if i have.
dayzz1 10
Hahaha that's happened to me before. I just pushed them off :)
ISMUGGLEMIDGETZ 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Damn girl ;)
minisquid 9
Good job, you've just broken Creeper Law #2: Don't Internet creep in public places. It's the damn handbook! *waves Creeper Bible*
Roevera 14
I watched someone sit on a woman's bag of groceries. She had all her groceries on the last available seat on the crowded bus and refused to move them. He looked at her and said, "you mad bro?"
astralvagan 20
I need that book!
minisquid 9
FFFFFFUUUUUUUU- I left a word out! I have shamed my family. I will commit seppuku to regain lost honor. Also, the handbook is available at most major bookstores, at an MSRP of $12.99, making this a bargain as well as a necessity for any creeper! *seppuku* Get... your.... c-c-*cough*copy... today.....
imustbeinsane 2
16- Has that ever actually worked? Please do tell, I'd begin immediately
mstangchck 9
I think he meant to do it.
michellenKG 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
And how did that go?
xSonic 9
Great! Considering that it's an FML of course.... And no, I didn't detect your sarcasm
silentbutfunny 0
Since this conversation is goin nowhere, i must say i do like the op's name
tennisrapper1 14
Hope the guy that sat on you wasn't too fat. :P
samsea 5
Did you know that Santa is spelt with the same letters as satan, because there the same person.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
They're*
boofgall 16
They're* really not!
zingline89 18
Who said it was a guy?
Cryptic_Equinox 0
Well. If satan gives me presents every year, i'm perfectly fine with him
dethbunny 0
^Your pic goes perfectly with that comment.
silentbutfunny 0
I belive Saint Nick is another being than Lucifer
Airman1988 9
Maybe they thought you wanted a lap dance.
smelly_turtle 2
*a a lapdance
KiddNYC1O 22
Nobody cares. ^
Troll_spray 6
You should have ran your finger through their hair to creep em out that might get him/her to move.
suoerkewl 15
Or gotten them to stay longer. They've probably gotta be very difficult to creep out if they sit on random people at bus stops.
instnt1nfction 17
Tickle their bums
natashax21 5
That plan can backfire real fast.
hombrepollo 0
I'm sorry I was tired
perdix 31
Really? I gotta get rid of my car and take the bus. Nowadays, I have to pay someone I find on Craigslist to do that for 20 bucks.
Troll_spray 6
I now know where ima get a free lap dance for my 21st birthday.... XD
hombrepollo 0
I used to sit at bus stops but then I took a weirdo to the lap.
M3741H34D 0
^^^^^ Best. Comment. Ever
JohnnyxViet 0
Public lap dance?