Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
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punkylemon 4
You ******* Desereved it Jackass.
Vehicle 1
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! Haven't you heard the phrase don't leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one you love?
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Comments (200)
spatz447 3
Stupid ass!!!!!!!!
thrAsHeRr9081 16
I literally lol'd at your pic... hahahahahahahahah!
o76923 8
The fact that you listed their professions just proves you are even shallower than you sound. If you left someone you loved for someone you loved more, that's one thing. If you left someone for someone else just as an excuse to get out of a bad relationship, that's another still perfectly acceptable thing. But you are just hopping around looking for the latest piece of ass and deserve what you got.
MunChiChi 0
Karma's A Bitch...Jackass. Ydi!!
VickyG17 4
I moderated this one..the girl is 17 years old
deXter11_fml 0
Good thing love isn't based on monetary value/the type of job you hold. Right?
NguyeB 0
YDI for even regretting you left your ex because she's a doctor now. Move on fool.
deepbluesea 1
You were engaged for FIVE years? Dude, the marriage was never going to happen. Your romantic life appears to be one big YDI.
SummerRae11 0
that's stupid, why does it matter what their job is.
kyarush 10
can we make a baby? I think we would have gorgeous offspring
fss 0
so what that she's a doctor? are you with someone for the money or love?
ASA5G 2
have you never seen why did i get married? they talk about the 80-20 rule. you just left an 80 for a 20. but in your case you ended up with nothing. And you expect sympathy? YDI