Today, my girlfriend dumped me via text message. The sad thing is that I left my fiancée of 5 years to be with a girl I worked with at Walmart. My ex-fiancée is now a doctor. I still work at Walmart. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. In Walmart. Over the loudspeaker. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
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punkylemon 4
You ******* Desereved it Jackass.
Vehicle 1
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING! Haven't you heard the phrase don't leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one you love?
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Comments (200)
Alleged_Cranium 7
Your ex-fiancee dodged a bullet when you broke up with her. You'd have dragged her down. Got Ambition??
love_me_electric 20
YDI for caring so much about how much money your girlfriend makes. No wonder she left you.
Slimma 20
I have to question how legitimate this is. What moron would dump his fiancee of 5 years... for some girl he works with. Then adding on that the fiancee is a doctor and he dropped her for a girl at wal mart? This is beyond an idiot. This is a special case.
theConundrumm 2
weigh up... someone you see every day in a dead end pointless job, vs someone studying their ass off to make something of themselves... who's going to have more time to give a poor insecure soul some attention...?
ideasrule 13
I don't understand why so many people here are saying YDI. What if the OP broke up with his ex because she was a horrible person? What if she was selfish, materialistic, and arrogant? The fact that the OP broke up with a doctor-to-be in favor of a Walmart girl shows, at the very least, that money is not the only important thing to him.
PhillyFox 0
If that's the case why did he ask her to marry him? If she was that much of a bitch, he simply deserves it for perpetuating the situation to begin with by not being honest with her or himself.
sgtclark1011 0
I know what you mean man I work at wal mart and so does my ex and know i hate working cuz she is there
igobykaitie 0
dude that sucks man. keep your chin up and get through it
MyS3lf 24
It's nice to hear that some assholes get what they deserve, and I'm glad that your ex is doing so well, she deserves it after having to put up with you for so long.
perdix 31
Your marriage with the doctor wouldn't have lasted long. As an overworked, overstressed, underpaid med student and resident, you may have been an acceptable deal, but once she gets out in the real world, she'll wake up to the fact that she's shackled to an underachieving loser. I hope you are running a high fever, you go and see her, and all she prescribes for you is "more cowbell."
MyS3lf 24
That's priceless :)
mintcar 10
You're an idiot, plain and simple. YDI. Don't even try going back to her, she doesn't need you. Good riddance.
dubstep87 0
this is beyond pathetic, I'm sure you already know this is a punch to the nuts..