Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
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rawrriri 8
She likes the idea of you= she likes having a boyfriend. She doesn't like you= ... She doesn't like you..
caviar_fml 2
in theory you're good but you don't live up to her expectations
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Comments (165)
babyjory 3
It means that she just used you for entertainment and then got bored so she dumped you :/
prego_05112012 10
She likes the idea of a relationship with someone LIKE you. She just doesn't like you, specifically.
rdsknsfan12 6
It means she likes the idea if having a relationship but she doesn't like you. It doesn't take a rocket scientist!
Midnightpearls 13
Ever wanted something, and then when you get it, it's disappointing? She liked her fantasies of you more than what actually happened with you.
MellyLuck1484 7
It means that while you're the perfect guy for her, she just doesn't feel the chemistry when she's in the same room. Maybe you're more fun to talk to online or in text messages than in person. Maybe your timings don't match up. It can be any number of things, but it seems like she still thought you worthy of her love, just that it wasn't getting to that point even if she tried.
theannak 7
Watch the freedom writers. You'll totally understand.
Albarufus 13
Sounds like she wants a boyfriend, only that you will not be the boyfriend. :D
MidnaLink 35
It could mean "someone a lot like you, but not actually you" Sorry dude...
badluck14_______ 2
lol
doglover100 29
She likes you as a person but doesn't want to be with you. Sorry she dumped you.