Nate
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
obnum
New York, United States
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
fuck Harry Potter!
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
SadDaenerys
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML
hakuna_matata
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
nah
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Anonymous
Gig Harbor, United States
Read and learn
Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the three books. FML
B-Rad
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*
thesunsetglow_fml 8
183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.
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2ndbest123 2
Then she obviously didn't love you, good for you
effmyleezy 5
What's wrong with you? Lol
RedCamaro10 0
Screw Harry Potter. You're much better off without that whack-job.
ExpertOfDerps 4
She must be one of those girls who hates nerds, yet cried when the last book of her favourite book series was announced.
BadassRumbleroar 4
Wow. Thats more than a little extreme on her part, but Potter fans can be pretty obsessive so I'd have to say that you deserve it for not knowing that.
ExpertOfDerps 4
Now that I think of it, every extremely obsessive HP fan I've seen are all ******* crazy and under 18. You do have a point, he should've known that beforehand.
ExpertOfDerps 4
She tried to turn her fangirlism into attractiveness, but we all know that never happens for these kinds of women.
alsgirl 24
YDI, you have never read Harry? My boy doesn't like Harry *rage* but at least he's read them
ExpertOfDerps 4
Grow the **** up.
DCMKfreak1412 7
It's not that he has to like it, it's that he has to try. He's never read any of them. If he had at least read the first one and not liked it or something, it would be different.
Levvy 22
No. No, it isn't. Nobody "has to" try any particular work of art. Unless you think you should have to go read War and Peace just because I told you to just now.
Sweet_Rvng 9
Please tell me you still have her number?
cheesendouche 1
bitches be crazzzayyy
CamberwellCarrot 8
When I was younger I thought I needed to find a girlfriend who was into all the same books, movies and music that I was. The truth is that those things are pretty superficial and unimportant and it can be a lot more interesting to be with someone who isn't a carbon copy of yourself.