Nate
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
obnum
New York, United States
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
fuck Harry Potter!
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
SadDaenerys
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML
hakuna_matata
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
nah
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Anonymous
Gig Harbor, United States
Read and learn
Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the three books. FML
B-Rad
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Top comments
Buttsexpirate 9
Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*
thesunsetglow_fml 8
183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.
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bzofcin12 0
People are way to obsessed with HP
falling4youxo 7
The only thing worse than not reading the HP books is if you read Twilight and loved it...
iwadasn 33
You realize that they're both children's series, don't you? And that they're pretty much interchangeable?
gem330235 0
Harry potter is one of the best books around, but that really isn't a legit reason to dump you. She's probably just making an excuse to dump you. Buy not because of the books. It's cause of you, OP.
Levvy 22
I'd like to believe you, but this comment pages seems to indicate that, no, people really are that superficial.
onlyontuesdaysxD 0
She obviously doesn't have much of a life if she reads the book instead of the movie..
Levvy 22
You don't have much of a life if you eat food instead of just having it injected into your veins through a tube.
Levvy 22
Note to self: FML commentators do not appear to understand sarcasm or making points via analogy.
calibabe0321 6
YDI for not reading the most awsome books ever :p
ExpertOfDerps 4
HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, jeez, that cracked me up, you're a pretty--wait. You're serious? You should expand your range of literature if Harry Potter is your most enjoyable book series.
solid520jr 0
Lame.
KattyT 9
I would have too. YDI for being lame.
ExpertOfDerps 4
Thanks for exposing yourself as a hypocrite, considering a ******* book series dictates your relationships.
kabbyswartz 0
You're a wizard, Harry!
NHYMCMB7 1
If she still reads Harry Potter books, She's too young for you bro!
loller27 6
be proud.