Anonymous
Costa Rica
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
makdra
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Leave me alone, bitch!!!
Get out
Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Rain
Piggy banked
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Anonymous
San Jacinto, United States
Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML
whowhat
United States
WTF mom?
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Anonymous
United States
Helicopter
Today, my mother scolded me for having a lighter in my room. My reason I had it? The candle that she bought me for my 25th birthday. I don't even live with her anymore, she showed up uninvited, and started going through my stuff. FML
Anonymous
Gambled and lost
Today, I found out that my mom found a paper with my long lost username and password to an old crypto wallet with 17 bitcoins. She'd thrown it in the garbage bin before realising what it was. The bin was empty when I went running to check it. FML
Anonymous
Lemont, United States
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
iamchazzi
Madison, United States
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Put some filthy erotic poetry in the trash with graphic imagery of nasty sex scenes. Just as she is getting orgasmic over it, end it by addressing it to your dad. That ought to fix it.
xKazama_Blood 0
That's weird and disturbing at the same time.
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Comments (105)
MadeOfAwesome 1
they say you can learn a lot about a person by going through their garbage... so what have you been doing lately that makes this an FML?
garuru 4
crazy haha get a restraining order against ur mom
cherrypieguy 0
restraining order won't help trash taken to the road is public property.
Clychey9111 2
it will help hense the being restrained 100 feet away even if its on the street she cant bw qithin the cetain limit.
aardvarkish 17
cute
Darraghscoot 0
on no **** your life big time the smallest violin!
mattthew 0
obsessed
Bugatti_Veyron 1
she "goes through your garbage"? is that some weird sexual term you kids use nowadays?
silentfog 0
yes it is
MF12 0
oh I'm surprised you didn't say something like "YDI for having garbage!!! if you would stop being a lazy fatass, maybe you would have a bugatti like me and a maid!!!"
lancer126 0
#45 stop the trolling
harryman04 0
seriously 45.
cowgod 0
bugatti is a sexy car. I changed my name to that on facebook
toxic10uhc 0
12 that pic is just plain awesome...
albinomustang 0
You're lucky, I would have heard her, pulled out my 10mm Delta Elite, and shot first, asked questions later.
iSwag 0
I'd feel bad that my mom no longer had a life and spent time going through garbage...a little depressing to see someone you love that much to be doing something like that @ 34 do you really own a Bugatti?
HeresReality 0
I hate that too. my parents made a facebook pretending to be me, creepy much?
pipp360 0
you never actually "move out" you always live with your parents in you mind and their minds.,.. there's no escape!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FMLowLife 0
Keep the trash inside the house until garbage day... problem solved. Well, unless you mom has a house key... if she does, get new locks... if she STILL gets in, get her arrested for tresspassing. If she STILL continues after the last thing I said... go threw her trash and see how she likes it.
elmo6 0
wow
Dimercurio 1
Hey 34, if that's your car in the picture, how come I can search blue bugatti veyron on google and it's like the 3rd image to show up.
cadillacgal79 32
63-is your pic a Hitler pikachu?
CookiesNOJ 0
maybe thats her occupation >=00 everyone has to pay the bills somehow
xKazama_Blood 0
That's weird and disturbing at the same time.
z620 0
wat is shexpecting to find
xKazama_Blood 0
who knows...
CookiesNOJ 0
was she wearing ur old used condom on her head?
PsychoMerk 0
cans maybe? :] or she's doing come kind of voodoo magic! D:
PsychoMerk 0
some* ugh! stupid phone.
DeathStar_fml 0
you deserved it shoula told ur mom that shes acting like a retard
smurfsarwales 9
meh
skudgobang 1
have you asked her why she does this?
daniel1_1 13
hahaha
WhatANoob 0
Best. Comment. Ever.
raptorjebus 0
this man is a genius
ColdGold 6
put something nasty in there. or just some syrup.
CallMeHush 1
You must have some pretty awesome leftovers!