Nate
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
obnum
New York, United States
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
fuck Harry Potter!
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
SadDaenerys
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML
hakuna_matata
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
nah
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Anonymous
Gig Harbor, United States
Read and learn
Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the three books. FML
B-Rad
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*
thesunsetglow_fml 8
183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.
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kalbrek009 20
That sucks op, too bad she didn't before she dumped you over not reading a children's book. That was immature of her...oh wait, maybe she was a kid...she needs to grow up.
kalbrek009 20
1 it's obvious you're still just a child. Wait until you're an adult (for real) & a man dumps you over some idiotic notion, & then post the FML on here so we can YDI you. I liked the movies & my wife has never seen them nor read the books....I'm NOT going to divorce her just because of that...that would be childish & well....you.
kalbrek009 20
Op, your ex GF is just plain immature, you deserve better than to be with an ignorant childish person like her.
hogwartsbitches 6
Well deserved. Why the **** haven't you read the books?!
ExpertOfDerps 4
Because he doesn't give a shit, and he didn't want to turn into an obsessive fangirl like you and most of the people on this FML.
nerfighting 4
Proud fan-girl, reporting for duty.
Yoda3542 0
The bitch is a dork I had a girl try and show me the first hp movie on a first date i couldnt stop laughing. Its good for unintentional comedy i guess
Belgiangirl_fml 11
Why all these hate reactions on Harry Potter and Twilight. I love both of them. I won't oblige anyone to read them, just to respect that I like them. Why can't you all accept that not everyone shares the same interests without breaking down (haha) the things they just so happen to dislike!
ExpertOfDerps 4
Maybe it's because a girl broke up with a guy over that particular ******* book series, and many of the idiots here are embracing it.
LaUruguaya 11
Trust me, OP, you aren't missing much. I love reading, but never understood the appeal of Potter. They bored me to tears. You're better off without a girl that psychotic.
secretlynormal 15
It would be different if it was like, I don't know, Twilight or something. But come on, Harry Potter?
iwadasn 33
They're really not that different, you know. They're both fantasy crap aimed at 12-year-olds that adults for some reason obsess over. Grow up and read some real books.
badfish10 10
The funny thing about this is that most of the people bashing Harry potter don't even read and have probably never read any of the HP books... Idiots.
ExpertOfDerps 4
Actually, I have read portions of some of the books, so I have the right to say that I think it's a pile of crap. Besides, most of the people I know who hate the series HAVE read some of the books.
maloneyf89 0
That's what u ******* get!