Nate
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
obnum
New York, United States
Today, after months of being pestered to do so, I finally read the first Harry Potter book. I hated it. Upon hearing this, my girlfriend posted the fact on Facebook, where I immediately received tons of abuse and eventual shunning by my friends, family, and coworkers. My girlfriend just laughed. FML
fuck Harry Potter!
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
SadDaenerys
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend donated most of my book collection because she got me a Kindle for Christmas. Some were signed, including my Harry Potters. FML
hakuna_matata
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
nah
Movie night
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Anonymous
Gig Harbor, United States
Read and learn
Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the three books. FML
B-Rad
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Could've been worse OP. It could've been the Twilight series. *shudders*
thesunsetglow_fml 8
183 - Your picture is of you shirtless in a bathroom mirror. You really aren't in a position to judge how shallow a person is.
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Comments (570)
HPisMylife62442 2
She has her priorities sorted xD
iwadasn 33
At first I hoped you were kidding, but then I saw your username. You and the OP's ex-girlfriend really need to get a life.
maripon 2
I did the same thing.
Levvy 22
Thank you for protecting your ex from a miserable future chained to your superficiality.
ChrisG19 0
True Harry potter is awesome but just because you didn't read them all doesnt mean she should dump you. Sorry your girlfriend is a bitch OP
Drummer389000 0
Wow you've never read Harry Potter? Getting dumped us a little drastic for that, but you still need to read them. I personally really like them. :)
ExpertOfDerps 4
Why does he "need" to read them? People have to accept the fact that not everyone gives a **** about one book.
bubo_fml 11
Go to Ollivander's & buy her a wand...Obviously, she doesn't want to use yours...
JenniferTheDark 0
You, sir, just lost an MLIAer, which happens to be the best type of girlfriend you can have.
wellthatsukx 0
What a psycho!
nanxi 30
Wow, because that will totally encourage you to read the HP books.
eleynaxo626 0
Sounds like creepy Connie on Disney channel.. My brother watches disney all the time-- don't judge :p
sweetbabes29 0
Maybe it's Just an excuse :/