WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Anonymous
South Gate, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
holla1787
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
dumped
United States
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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SexySlayer1248 18
I would also say something like, "Finally got her to leave"
camoney 4
Like that comment and post "yes, yes it was".
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Comments (70)
longlivemetal911 15
You're better off without her. My sincere apologies, though.
fat_egyptian_guy 3
haha at least you had a gf i've never had one.
Became_fml 10
If she's posting stuff like that on Facebook you wouldn't want to be with her anyone.
threer 30
Posting stuff like "I had a great day"?! What a *****. I agree. Girls who post stuff like that aren't worth other's time.
Enslaved 38
Wow! That's as cold as Ice (Cube) "Today I didn't even have to use my A.K. I got to say it was a good day."
youdontknowwho 19
Just block her facebook for a while. She's just trying to make you feel bad. She knows how to hurt your feelings. Do not go to her profile. Resist the curiosity! Once you stop doing that you won't feel so heartbroken anymore :)
Andatop 16
Go get some beer an Xbox remote and remember how great it is to be single
tourdeforce 6
haha~ a girl is disturbing when we are playing DOTA
victoriaescobar 10
She's secretly hurting
Chellec2013 28
Make the comment "finally free!"
tourdeforce 6
Maybe she just wanna conceal her bad feelings...
nerovetsrethca 20
You deserve better OP