WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Anonymous
South Gate, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
holla1787
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
dumped
United States
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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SexySlayer1248 18
I would also say something like, "Finally got her to leave"
camoney 4
Like that comment and post "yes, yes it was".
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Comments (70)
IvyOswin 17
If she feels the need to declare her personal business on Facebook, then she's too interested in keeping up appearances. Whatever her reason for calling it off, it was immature to post about it. Sorry OP, blue skies and sunshine coming your way.
Miss_Latina 13
Make sure to change your relationship status
brittyboo123 35
Screw her OP. You'll find someone better. c:
walter_jackson 3
Op, maybe after she broke up with you she felt depressed instead of humiliatingly coming back to you she went to the gas station and wasted all her money on her new scratch off ticket addiction she got due to depression eventually she wins 1000 dollars a week for life then goes home and puts on fb what a great day it was c:
godlikeGadgetry 6
AH! Right in the feels! I can't tell you enough how much I feel your pain..
qwertyu_ioplk 9
depends why she broke up with you
ohSNAPyall 27
"I love watching people cry!"
sarahadlina 14
I suspect there's more to this story than what's being told..
jrock9093 18
I feel for you man! Keep strong shell be back!
jw90 18
And that's when you put: Today I finally got rid of the shitty things in my life.