WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Anonymous
South Gate, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
holla1787
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
dumped
United States
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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SexySlayer1248 18
I would also say something like, "Finally got her to leave"
camoney 4
Like that comment and post "yes, yes it was".
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Comments (70)
thicks8724 1
I know how you feel
skyeyez9 25
She did that to add insult to injury and humiliate you.....in other words, she is a massive, stanky ****!
Imaginationn 6
Thats when you know she was most likely planning to leave you for awhile. Sorry to hear but you'll find MUCH better dont you worry
pedinhuh 23
Click on "like" and share the comment. That will show her!
Klick 3
Why you still on her face book page?
Not_Impressed13 9
Maybe OP was just logging onto FB to remove her.. I'm sure his first thought was not "****! I gotta block her on FB within 2 minutes!!"
icanhazno 2
Most likely, you were emotionally draining her. It was definitely not going to work out, so time to move on.
More_Leg 14
Make a status that says, "Yes! I no longer have a ball-and-chain to drag me down in life!"
blackonblight 33
And? You assume this is about you? It could be something entirely unrelated. (Note: I am not a Facebook member so I have only what knowledge of the Facebook culture as you acquire via osmosis, so maybe I'm missing a cue here and there is no way it could be about anything else. I also don't date so I'm probably not seeing the big deal about the relationship either. )
martin8337 36
Good riddance.
FrankHotpants 31
Take her off your Facebook and do what every other person on earth has done, move on sir, and enjoy your life.