WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Anonymous
South Gate, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
holla1787
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
dumped
United States
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
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SexySlayer1248 18
I would also say something like, "Finally got her to leave"
camoney 4
Like that comment and post "yes, yes it was".
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Comments (70)
humanityislost 5
You should click like and add your own status "Best day of my Life" even if you are miserable just to one up her.
Bebbo_fml 21
You should like it op.
fmlnjd2013 15
Now **** her friend!! Maje it a great day!! Haha
zaen 11
post; Had the best day ever, as if I finally got a tumor removed
LaxBro1215 6
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
fertilegod 3
post "glad that's finally over". and see if her attitude changes
pastnastificatio 4
Ur kind of a creeper for checking her Facebook after she dumped you
XxFurry_GamerxX 6
Why are you still friends on Facebook?
jenzel 3
At least you found out she was crazy before you got engaged! ;)
TigrexTeeth 16
First world problems.