Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Andatop
Miss Small Town Wisconsin, USA 28 years-old Single
justno
Mississauga, Canada
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh please
Today, at the airport, a lady bitched me out for changing her departure gate. She called me incompetent and accused me of "messing with people's lives" by "making them walk." I didn't change the gate, and the other gate was less than 10 feet away. FML