Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of one year broke up with me because I started having PTSD induced night terrors. On my birthday as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
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MURIKKA 11
That's completely reasonable. I had a girlfriend who's birthday was the same day as Neville Longbottom. Before I knew it, she was coming at me with a sword that she found in a hat and trying to put spells on me. Your ex girlfriend is clearly in the right, OP.
robc32ca 4
You are better off getting out now
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Comments (112)
simsgirlgem 25
I share a birthday with Saddam Husane doesn't mean I'll be a tyrant
CrazyManNo9 29
Roughly 822,000 Americans share the same birthday. Must be a lot of evil people running around...
yenidewi 11
hahhahahaha ...
Psycho_Babydoll 26
I'm born on July 14th doesn't mean I'm going to massacre a bunch of French people.... (though ironically when I was 7 I moved to France, so maybe there's something in that). FYL though that sucks.
Cassandrax731 5
I share a birthday with Harry Potter... So I guess that means I'm The Chosen One?!
noisebox 1
Really don't you think you're better off, than staying with someone who's contracted the zombie retard brain virus?
SoylentCandycorn 10
Don't be a glass half empty person, chum. Think of it like this: "Today, I found out my girlfriend is a ******* idiot, and saved me the trouble of breaking up with her. Now I'm free to find a mate who actually has something between their ears."
aliciamarie1 8
Man, the excuses people are coming up with nowadays!
KiddNYC1O 22
Bitches be crazy.
bRad8777 3
It's Sam Winchester from the TV show Supernatural. And I do find it absolutely ridiculous, considering she shares a birthday with Jeffrey Dahmer, who is a REAL person. Pot, meet Kettle. That's much more frightening.