Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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Top comments
MURIKKA 11
That's completely reasonable. I had a girlfriend who's birthday was the same day as Neville Longbottom. Before I knew it, she was coming at me with a sword that she found in a hat and trying to put spells on me. Your ex girlfriend is clearly in the right, OP.
robc32ca 4
You are better off getting out now
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Comments (112)
kiroarous 9
U need someone smarter anyways!
rougeter 2
There seem to be a trend of people either dating complete idiots or douchebags that think they can get away with cheating even caught right handed. Your better off OP
emchocolat_fml 25
Do you mean red-handed ? :) Nice one, I like it.
little_one 20
Makes perfect sense. You must be a scheming bastard like the character I mean every person born on that day is pure evil. It's practically common knowledge.
funny_but_sad 4
Happy birthday, Draco Malfoy.
RedFox12 7
Is your birthday December 31st, by any chance?
Aregonde 15
Sounds like your ex-girlfriend is too young to be dating, anyway.
ShioriTsumi 13
*sighs* I'm sorry, OP. Sharing a birthday with someone, fictional or not, doesn't make you anything like them. I mean, I apparently share a birthday with Hitler. Doesn't mean anything. It's too bad she can't see that.
love_me_electric 20
Sounds like you dodged a bullet
brand0n93 5
I didn't know fictional characters had birthdays
My3sons 3
Can you say "fruit cake"? She has too much time on her hands and your better off!