Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
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MURIKKA 11
That's completely reasonable. I had a girlfriend who's birthday was the same day as Neville Longbottom. Before I knew it, she was coming at me with a sword that she found in a hat and trying to put spells on me. Your ex girlfriend is clearly in the right, OP.
robc32ca 4
You are better off getting out now
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Comments (112)
jagutschlag 3
Be glad you aren't dating someone that stupid anymore.
jadejazmyn 5
She did u a major favor trust me. loln
awkwardpenguin1 3
Don't mind book worms and how they are obsessed with the characters... But that is not cool
saidoh_fml 26
I would like to believe that people just can't be that stupid, but unfortunately it can and does happen. I had an ex that believed dumb shit similar to the op's ex gf. The only difference was I broke up with him, not the other way around. Don't sweat it op; you dodged a bullet.
rawr_ily96 24
If birthdays and personalities worked like this, I'd be as funny as Dane Cook.
Pigeon89 34
Ah I WISH it worked like this! My birthday twin is Charlie "tigerblood" Sheen
Cass_x 22
my birthday-twin is Zac Efron.. -__-
Comoke1024 19
BOB Better off, bro
Skyfoogle 14
It's stories like this I like, as they make me feel better about the stupid bullshit I believe.
MissSpaceUnicorn 5
Can't be that bad, I share a birthday with hitler, minus the year.