Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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MURIKKA 11
That's completely reasonable. I had a girlfriend who's birthday was the same day as Neville Longbottom. Before I knew it, she was coming at me with a sword that she found in a hat and trying to put spells on me. Your ex girlfriend is clearly in the right, OP.
robc32ca 4
You are better off getting out now
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Comments (112)
PsychoBitch666 8
Yeah, she seems like quite a loss.
Andrew910 5
Damn right you can't be trusted!
_ayeshann 0
thats definitely a good thing man.
Vidrill 22
She either came up with a lame excuse to break up with OP, or she is indeed that gullible. Either way, that's not a nice person to be with...
TheSuperSpicer 6
Somebody watches a little too much television(;
winnerme123 8
Your girlfriend is an idiot. Your probably better without her.
Ugi 27
I can't help thinking that you are better off without anyone quite this irrational.
Enslaved 38
Some people are crazy when it comes to DOBs. I know a few. One girl I know, refused to date this guy only because he was born 4/20-- Hitler's birthday (and national get high day) and also wouldn't date anyone that was a Cancer, Pisces, or Scorpio because she was once told all Zodiac water signs are born liars. :P
little_one 20
Actually Virgo's are the liars. More like little white lies but we do it all the time. We don't like to admit we are wrong or have any faults. I worked with 2 other Virgo's surprisingly we all did similar things including lying so other people don't feel bad or we don't get in trouble.
PipingMouse 14
Metaphorical thumbs up, Alan!
Quasar55_fml 18
It's in moments like this that you wish you could give moderators thumbs up
Doortjeroosje 3
OK, now I would like to know which fictional caracter you are talking about here....
chisty87 16
I'm wondering the same thing
tolraisgrey 13
Yep me too! But seriously? This would be like one of my mate's girlfriend ending things because he shares a birthday with Justin Bieber- he's the same age too :D. Then again he does MMA and is built like a brick s***house! (My friend I mean, not Justin Bieber as far as I'm aware)
CuriousAlien 7
Don't fall for that crap! Next time just to annoy her wear a t-shirt with the fictional character on it. Then walk past her and be like "see what you're missing."