Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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MURIKKA 11
That's completely reasonable. I had a girlfriend who's birthday was the same day as Neville Longbottom. Before I knew it, she was coming at me with a sword that she found in a hat and trying to put spells on me. Your ex girlfriend is clearly in the right, OP.
robc32ca 4
You are better off getting out now
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Comments (112)
mikelust1977 7
What a ****** bitch
perdix 31
Move on. That's not the real reason, and you don't want to know the real reason. You deserve [better, worse, something similar, to be alone], but certainly something different fom this one.
Blueglasscup 18
Well I share a birthday with Stalin...
BrimfullOfAsher 20
In her defense, I share a birthday with Count von Count, and tend to count things.
FuzzyJack 15
Be glad, you wouldn't want to date someone who believes this kind of crap.
Kolden 11
Bullet dodged.
theantonlolz 11
Nobody can be that stupid. With all these alleged "stupid bf/gf" who break up for these stupid reason, I think they were just using lame excuses.
mccrightp 29
Sorry about that. She is either a complete moron or trying to find a reason to break up with you!
mtckmom 2
Who, Voldemort? Your ex is an idiot.
Ja777 9
You should search online for all the fictional characters born on her birthday. And then show her the nastiest, most awful one you can find, and ask if she thinks she's like that person. Assuming you still want to date this crazy person, that is.
darkhakai 18
That's what I was coming to say. There has to be at least one horrifying person who shares a birthday with her. But instead of getting back together after proving her logic is retarded, you should just walk (run) far away. Why would you want to date such a fool?
lmbachman 23
Wow!! Superstitious much??