leapple
United States
Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Desperation
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Noname
Canada
Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job, and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online instead. FML
I shaved my legs for this
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
kam3221
United States
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Anonymous
Macon, United States
Profile pictures
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
forever alone
Pawling, United States
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
louise
United Kingdom
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
InNeedOfFriends
United States
Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML
sunshine19217
United States
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
emberstormmm
Rain check?
Today, my family was going to have lunch with my parents' friends, who have a kid my age who is very similar to me, and is really cute. I wanted their number to see if it could turn into something beyond friendship, so I dressed up cute and did extra flawless makeup. All for the lunch to be canceled. FML
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ilikesquarebutts 0
Today, I spent ten minutes getting my dick ready and findig the perfect pose so I could show the world what I got on chatroullete. WIN
Aaruto 0
Whyyyyyy would you want to meet men on chatroulette, of all places?
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IWorkInAStore 0
that's embarassing.
jasoniskiing 0
get out there in the real world sweetie. you'll like it out here
YourEvilHero 12
what about making sandwhiches?
davixen2009 0
danm ur hot! meet me at chatroulette! lol
Pball11 0
What even is chatroulette and if it involves computers...nice.
Ben360 6
poop
Woozzi 0
Were you going for 24 black?
anniex 0
agreed ha
Blondie08_fml 0
u hav no damn life
blondegrlmissa 0
ur kinda hot #5 lol
ImaginaryFoe 1
#1 is right but at least you have enough of a sense of humour to know that and post it so others can have a laugh. Now log off and go find a man irl.
tweetbaby14 18
what's up with the pale basement people complaining about how they can't leave their basement because there is no precious (computer) in the outside world. maybe us should go outside? no we must stay the computer it calls us!
Sirin_fml 47
Do you have a link to the TFLN entry?
LaxStx001 0
#5...you can be my king ;-)
luda111b 0
if you went on there, you must have wanted to meet guys "working their gerkin". lots of willies on there.
jasoniskiing 0
ummmm haha
marleytooyou 0
wow that sucks by the way GET A ****** LIFE!!!!
buunana 0
now now, don't diss chatroulette. my friend met her soulmate on that thing; they've been going out for two months now, are madly in love and are planning on moving in together and whatnot. it's the cutest thing:)
jasoniskiing 0
marley, have you learned nothing from last night? stop being such a bitch
expen_dable 0
I don't know what is sadder: that #110 gets all pissy when someone insults chatroulette or that he thinks he "taught someone a lesson" on the comment section of FML. what a badass, sitting on FML on a Saturday night teaching people lessons!
mnemonicdaze 0
jasoniskiing not only are your right but you are incredibly hot. I think you have started a few mini crushes.
jasoniskiing 0
Jason baby I love you! and if that dumbass knew any better he would know that you were teaching hoes lessons on a Sunday morning haha. and yes I think you have started a few crushes
beccaishereyay 11
umm Jason are you talking to yourself haha
jasoniskiing 0
nah my buddy logged on and wrote that. not that I disagree though ;)
beccaishereyay 11
lol okay love you! :)
expen_dable 0
holy shit Jason was pretending to be a girl but accidentally posted under his own name. I guess "becca" is his other account. good job douchebag!
liampetreli 0
I definetley think that one of the people Jason was with earlier just took his phone and wrote that. as he was trying to explain. it happens to me all the time. some girl will always take my phone and write stupid shit in it. and I agree that beccas pretty hot :)
MidgetMonster 0
lol Jason douched himself.
expen_dable 0
...and I'm sure #120 is another one of your accounts. sorry but you screwed up, so try to remember which fake account you are logged into before you comment again. So is Becca pretending to be Jason, or Jason pretending to be Becca?
beccaishereyay 11
I don't understand lol how am I involved in this
Sirin_fml 47
Of course, Becca and Jason are the same person. Don't register multiple accounts to sockpuppet like this. It makes you look MENTAL, as Alan would say.
MF12 0
... that's really sad.
ilovechocochipz 0
@1 nice job
gaucath 0
thats bad
HeresReality 0
do you think they care if you dressed up
MicMic_fml 7
Hahahaha! Sockpuppet! #Jason You gotta be either really pathetic or just sad.. Notice they's both similar? Just like the person behind both of the accounts..
marcychick 0
Did anyone notice that in his profile it says he has a thing for her, and she posted she loves him? Maybe his girlfriend.... Lol!!
Aaruto 0
Whyyyyyy would you want to meet men on chatroulette, of all places?
JonathanG_fml 0
it's your fault for dressing up for something that doesn't involve ACTUALLY meeting someone.
AndreaHaha 0
what was the purpose of that seriously..
Blue_Coconuts 7
I love that site! I use it to **** with people, and it's funny as shit..
UberFail79 0
Well, I just stole your telelivison. And your wallet. And your soul. You have been officially "****** with". YAY!!
hijueputa 0
Hey Blue_Nuts, aren't you the guy who got banned from that site because you were exposing your tiny package to people?
BbYhRtLsS 0
WTF is chatroullette?
clusterfungus 3
Here's the homepage : http://www.google.com/search?q=chatroullette
wilkshire13 0
bbt ur hot
michie56 0
it's a random stranger conversation with webcams. it's fun :D
adriiana1019 0
I don't get it but fyl
ilikesquarebutts 0
Today, I spent ten minutes getting my dick ready and findig the perfect pose so I could show the world what I got on chatroullete. WIN
zellybeanie 0
Hahaha... I chortled.
knockasauras 0
I laughed at 9, and LMAO at 11 when I saw the word 'chortle'. Win!
nyc718 0
#9 I lmao'd
irish_love 0
snickers has a typo bwahahahah
PsychoMerk 0
really? you ******* take that long? >_> n that's pathetic -_- try a bar
fisheatsbear 6
oh i havent commented on this one yet... YDI OP end
ImaginaryFoe 1
Win