Today, I was sick and tired of my husband talking to his female friend from high school all the time. They reconnected after 7 years and have been talking non-stop day and night, to the point of neglecting the marriage. I told him it was either me or her. He took off his ring and kicked me out of our house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was arguing with my husband about a girl. Ever since he met this person, he’s been neglecting our marriage. He says they’re just friends. I forcefully grabbed his phone, blocked all her socials, and deleted her number. He got so mad that he said he wanted a divorce and stormed out of our house. FML
Today, I contemplated leaving my husband because his best friend is overbearing and doesn't respect the boundaries of our relationship, all while talking bad about me to him. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, I asked my husband for the 1000th time to stop texting a woman he used to be friends with in high school, with whom he recently reconnected, and that I’m feeling neglected in this marriage. He responded by saying, “Fine! I guess I can’t have any friends then!” and took a hammer to his phone, breaking it. FML
Today, I got a text from my friend of 8 years, who I talked to everyday, saying he isn’t allowed to talk to me anymore because the junkie girl he is dating doesn’t want him to talk to other girls. I’m happily married, but she doesn’t like any of his friends who are girls. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I confronted my husband about yet again going out “with the boys” and not coming home. I told him that as long as he has that ring on his finger, he’s gonna respect me, the kids, and our home. He responded by taking off his wedding band and throwing it to the ground. FML
Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight about his pervert friend who regularly shows blatant disrespect for our marriage, including sending me inappropriate texts. Apparently this friend should have my full trust, and apparently I am the one with the issue for not excusing his bad behavior. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Don't make an ultimatum if you can't handle all of the outcomes.
Justkidding100 41
what's with the saying she made the mistake? this sucks because he already had left her not because she finally stood up for herself 🙄
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Comments (9)
Razath 17
So how long has it been since they reconnected? Which part(s) of the marriage did he neglect? Did you try to talk to him about it? Unfortunately, there's not enough information to know who's in the right and/or wrong, unless one want to make a snap judgement. And making snap judgements is part of what's wrong with the world today.
RichardPencil 32
Don't make an ultimatum if you can't handle all of the outcomes.
Evolving_Squid 15
I had to explain that to my wife back in the day... don't issue an ultimatum unless you're happy with the the rejected ultimatum result.
wiccaantje 21
Why is everyone interpreting this as "you couldn't handle the consequences of your ultimatum", instead of "dude is in love with his high school girlfriend and as the wife, that sucks"???
Brightside86 31
Relationships end and it's fine, often even good. Giving ultimatum is rarely ever fine.
Justkidding100 41
what's with the saying she made the mistake? this sucks because he already had left her not because she finally stood up for herself 🙄
HayNow 11
Sorry, but there is no kicking "me" out of "OUR" house...... WTF
poopface82 25
You made your choice and he made his. I hope you have a friend you can crash with until you find a place to live and that you weren’t financially dependent on him.
Brightside86 31
Ouch, rolled a 1 on your persuasion check.
Brightside86 31
I'd like to see the success rate for people who give ultimatums. It's got to be single digits.
Hangryko 32
Nope, he can't do that. Have him charged with illegal eviction. When you're ready, start divorce proceedings, sue him for spousal abandonment, and get the house in your name exclusively. He wants to end it, he should leave.