Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. Twenty minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML
Today, I walked into my hotel room, took off my coat and started unpacking. Ten minutes later, an older couple walked in, holding luggage. I'd gone into THEIR room. The receptionist gave me the wrong fob. They were surprisingly calm, but I had to explain why I’d already used one of their towels. FML
Today, after a very long day, I needed a hotel room but the only one available was a honeymoon suite. I was so tired, I just said yes. My wife just called demanding to know why I was charging a romantic room to our joint credit card, and if I’ve got a woman with me. I just want to go to sleep. FML
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
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catatonicsleep 17
creepy....
A_Dirty_Syn 0
haha. I would had called the police.
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catatonicsleep 17
creepy....
Zhejan 0
That seems like a "cold" assumption to make about someone
LewJH 0
Pun fail.
xxmirandapandaxx 14
not necessarily, lolz if i worked at a hotel front desk, i wouldn't be able to resist saying stuff like that.. it'd be hilarious all the stuff you could say to freak people out.
myballs 0
That's sexy
MasterAhmed 0
hell yea its sexy, :D ur gonna get lucky maybe tonight ;]
xxmirandapandaxx 14
I feel special :O
plexico 4
Take out the "up" and you're spot on! ;) We gotta lotta love here -- even enough for you.
hazza_1234 0
gotta love how the plex just owns all the haters... well done sir
depechemode 0
Since when does Edward Cullen work as a receptionist?
khoff 0
fake!
dude_stfu 0
HAHHAHAHAHAhahah that is so funny. I put it as my facebook status
melanie177 1
Thats just plain scary!
RiZiX 0
Run. Run as fast as you can.
dudeman1212 22
You didn't know that hotel staff drugs the candies on the pillows, sneaks through the windows at night, quietly creep over to your bed (ninja style) and curls up next to you until the "special candy" wears off?
TuTasMasLoco 0
creeper!
8trickster8 0
Anyone else hate the term creeper? It's like its sprung up all of a sudden. It's everywhere!
plexico 4
Why? Are you one or do you aspire to be one? I know a group of people who hate this use of the term "creeper:" Gardeners! Now when they want to discuss philodendrons, for example, the rest of us think Phil O'Dendron is a paunchy, middle-aged pervert masturbating just outside of a teenage girl's window. A similar fate struck the model railroad club of northern Ohio, the Cleveland Steamers.
BeeSkwaird 0
It does seem to be a bit of a cultural phenomenon of late. Same with "stalker." Correlation?
Witchcraft_fml 5
I agree. I'd never heard the term before until a few months ago, and since then it's been everywhere. Following me, if you will. :]
YDIBITCHES 0
It's eating us from the inside AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! The pain fluffy come help meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!!
Tsukasa_fml 0
You might say it's crept up.
Tsukasa_fml 0
I think I heard that one.
hazza_1234 0
DAMN thats annoying.
gummibehrs 4
#73 and #107 - Lmao at the subtleness of your jokes.
boatkicker 5
8trickster8 the term creeper didn't "spring up all of a sudden" it's been gaining in popularity for the last like, 5 years or so. That's about when I first heard it anyways, and I've been using it regularly for the past 3 years at least.
Gamergal 0
Watch old school Scooby Doo! There's an episode with the "Creeper"
A_Dirty_Syn 0
haha. I would had called the police.
YUMmMm 0
lol at 45...
cornerstore 0
that's so creepy.
canucksrule88 0
at least he cares about her(:
threer 30
Gender stereotyping or just an innocent mess-up? OP is a man and the receptionist's gender is unconfirmed.
sonicfury 0
run run and don't look back that is creepy
Bullshet 0
Creeepy
scorpioserpent 1
wow that's weird!
XOfiestypixie 0
That's creepy. And I agree with whatever Intoxicunt may comment on this. =)
Intoxicunt 6
Yay! I feel special. You know the complimentary candy on your pillow? DRUGGED. Enjoy.
XOfiestypixie 0
Yay drugged candy! =D
breathemein 10
you look creepier.,
Juliet4evr 0
I'm never having that candy again.
Intellectualist 0
Did they touch you gently too?
princesni 0
hahahaha nice.