Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
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zemma_soup 0
bitch is crazy
NoobHat 6
She's what the common folk call an idiot.
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Jormantha 0
you're better off without her
doc89holliday 3
**** her than u dont that dumb bitch anyhow
phosphorescent 4
Wow, your now ex-girlfriend sounds like a complete idiot. I'm sure soon you'll be looking back wondering why you ever dated an idiot like that.
yenville 3
that's ridiculous.. ?
DaimonxWitch 4
dodged a bullet there, bro. this isn't an FML, ot's a godsebd, because now you won't have to deal with your apparenty psychotic girlfriend/ex.
PRiMARELYiNSANE 0
but 7 is a licku number
PRiMARELYiNSANE 0
but 7 is a lucky number
That_Korean_Kid 4
bahhahahaha damn! whatta bitch!
blondebutterfly8 5
Trust me your better off. Clearly she is mental
sydmior 10
OMG HOW CAN YOU FORGET SOMETHING SO IMPORTANT??? You're such a horrible person :P
sykokitti 15
She just did you a huge favor! Now run like hell and never look back... lol imagine what she'll do l8r in the relationship... psycho girls