Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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zemma_soup 0
bitch is crazy
NoobHat 6
She's what the common folk call an idiot.
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LemonSquish 4
So many people here have been saying that she probably just needed an excuse to break up with him, which is often the case. What I really don't get is how anyone could be so creative as to think, "Hmm, I wanna break up with my boyfriend. Should I flip shit over the number of kisses he sends me in his next text? Yeah, that'll be perfect!"
notlapplicable 0
good riddins
scottwadd1 0
I'd say you dodged a bullet there bro.
BumbleBee1234567 0
she was probally just finding a way to break up with you.
SportyGrl20 6
If She's caught up in something as tiny as that, she was looking for an excuse to break up with you and you deserve a better person then that.
vegan_muffin 5
Why would you put up with that asinine bullcrap in the first place? She did you a favor. Get a girlfriend who isn't needy, nit-picky and neurotic :)
jedielf 23
Damn, that's a little high-maintenance right there.
ximeldax 0
uhmm... here ya go?
ohhaixp 6
Y U NO COUNT!?!?!?
hawright 13
OCD much?