Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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zemma_soup 0
bitch is crazy
NoobHat 6
She's what the common folk call an idiot.
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Comments (321)
cyngona1982 0
WTF are you serious she's a psycho girl yeah it's best to stay away from her
lisha88 1
was it a joke?
a_nutritionist 10
**** and prostitutes ftw. :D
Chubbychops22 0
your better of without someone who plays games
lolol_BKYCHO 3
YDI for dating someone that unstable.
marchingeek1989 0
she's dumb if a txt is that important
andee_elizabeth 4
should've exceeded expectations and gone for 11 (:
saramore 7
No, your relationship will fail because she is a bitch.
SumpthinSimple 0
crazy chick... red flags
Eemariee 0
why would you put so many kisses at the end of a text anyway? wow...