Tyto
Lewes, United States
Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hustled
Newcastle, Australia
Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
syco
United Kingdom
Taxi driver
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Anonymous
Schnecksville, United States
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Jordan
Gripes and strife
Today, my girlfriend was griping to me about being late for work. When I pointed out that she wouldn’t be late if she didn’t rely on someone else for a ride, she bitched me out about being “unsympathetic.” Did I mention she refused to learn to drive? FML
lukey_G
United States
Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML
suckstobeme
United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Anonymous
Next time, text me instead
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML
Username
United States
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Top comments
HUGBUG 23
That really sucks man that girl is a bitch she should get her own car not waste your time
trucker2 33
That's fine.... if every other week she pays to fill it up...
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Comments (14)
jfsiv 17
what happened next?
HUGBUG 23
That really sucks man that girl is a bitch she should get her own car not waste your time
verenos 1
This one looks familiar
trucker2 33
That's fine.... if every other week she pays to fill it up...
ballerinaaub 17
I was going to say that he should then send the bill to her for all the gas he used/wasted on her and also charge her for mileage!
Brandi_Faith 34
That's messed up. I can't imagine having to put in the effort of a full relationship just for a ride every day. She must really hate the bus to fake an entire relationship.
loucypher 2
As long is " acted" ie sex, like a girlfriend then it says she more about her then. you.
ashilyy24 8
Who hates riding the bus that much?
jcash52426 5
I bet you feel used.
Peter_Ness47 3
lol smae smh
RichardPencil 32
Did you get some occasional sex? If so, you came out even.