morg2000
Mexico
Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ugh
United States
Grown up
Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML
TooShort
United States
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Not a wife guy
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Gears
Close shave
Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML
not saying it was whores, but...
United States
Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML
lloydLO
United States
Chris Hansen time
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Anonymous
Fine mess
Today, I begged my parents not to take me to a restaurant for my birthday, but sure enough, they took me to one, along with my siblings, aunts, uncles, you name it. Ordering with them is a nightmare, so after a whole half-hour the waiter still hadn’t gotten everyone’s complicated orders written down. FML
Anonymous
Dundee, United Kingdom
Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML
Weirdo
United States
Today, my family took me to a steak house. I went for an eight minute bathroom break, coming back to an empty table. They ordered dessert, and left me the bill. I'm a vegetarian, and it's my birthday. FML
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Hannah_fml 0
I'm 19, but I look 12. doesn't help that i'm "short n' cute", so i know all about that. Just smile! or make them feel bad about it, that's always funny. or leave a big mess. personally i'm more of a revenge getter
haleyashton 0
i actually have to ask for those. i love them. i like to color. i appreciate that they offer me a kids menu. (:
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Hannah_fml 0
I'm 19, but I look 12. doesn't help that i'm "short n' cute", so i know all about that. Just smile! or make them feel bad about it, that's always funny. or leave a big mess. personally i'm more of a revenge getter
captcool024 0
haha.. #2.. that would have been priceless and dude no way that actually happened.
Idyedmyhairblack 0
lol you should have asked the waitress how old SHE was.
oneangredwarf 0
omg im a hostess and i did that to someone too!! i felt soo bad afterward! her friends were laughing histericallly tho.
haleyashton 0
i actually have to ask for those. i love them. i like to color. i appreciate that they offer me a kids menu. (:
bumfaceman 0
Dress a little sluttier next time!
juggalicious 0
that means you dont have and age-worthy features, basically your rockin the body of a child...
casanova_fml 0
I don't know about the rest of you...but i would love it if that happened. normally my friends request one as they know I'm not sitting still or being polite unless I'm entertained. seriously...i f***ing LOVE to color. http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u192/JBALLSSS/coloring.jpg
hmm_jaK 0
yeah i would probably write the same exact thing except i'm only 22 and i love it when that happens.
Blind_Ninja 0
I think you should be flattered. I'm 23 and clean shaven I can pass for under 18. This works to my advantage when I'm short on cash and need to ride the bus.