Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
killmenow
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Alejandroc
Honduras
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
tbreezy
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
franzia
Cheap labor
Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
outofluckatcollege
Lewisville, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Anonymous
United States
She'll be back
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
MexyBoy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
This is the end
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
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VoteForTaco 8
Rub her toothbrush in dogshit.
ICastillo 25
Your girlfriend is douche for that. Be an asshole roommate to her.
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Comments (92)
mfayem 15
Then kick her ass out!
crazyjemjem 6
If you are on the lease. Stay.
aJaguarinRed 9
Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT be an asshole roommate to this girl. She will screw you over so bad your balls will hurt for 5 long years. Trust me, I knew one of these girls. She will leave the apartment and you will have to pay for everything. Sorry, OP. It's hard to admit these idiots have two x chromosomes.
philliesfan983 1
Judge Judy!
ceedub24 0
What a wench! Do everything you possibly can to make her life a living hell!!!! I feel for ya bro! :(
topotamadre 2
same here, i just got a plane ticket to Dubai to go see her for 10 days that cost me over 600eur....everytime we skype its me talking and her saying oh shit i gotta go now
kemando 22
Well, doesnt mean you cant live in the apartment, you paid half right? You have every right to live there. Regardless of whether or no you are together, try to force her out?
jay148poole_fml 0
Get stuck into her friends
Queen_Cosmos 7
Maybe you should take her to court.
TheBedMonster 5
Wow!!! Your girlfriends a real bitch!!!