Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
killmenow
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Alejandroc
Honduras
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
tbreezy
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
franzia
Cheap labor
Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
outofluckatcollege
Lewisville, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Anonymous
United States
She'll be back
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
MexyBoy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
This is the end
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
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VoteForTaco 8
Rub her toothbrush in dogshit.
ICastillo 25
Your girlfriend is douche for that. Be an asshole roommate to her.
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Comments (92)
sily44 0
Wow! What a b--ch!! I hope u plan on moving in still! By the way what the hell did you do?
tonka3262 5
Dude stay in the apartment don't leave go get some other girl
noisebox 1
She had it all planed out before hand ( they always do). She's probably banging another guy already. I would go to the bank to reverse the payment....
AliSama 17
ok #1 she cannot stop you from living there if your name is on the lease. #2 if she harasses you and does not let you stay. Talk to your bank and have them reverse the check. This is perfectly legal. The landlord will evict her once they find out. #3 talk to the landlord and say you want her out of the lease, they will evict her and you keep apartment. #4 either way stay outside with a camera and take pics as they throw her out? Post on face book? Profit?
zoecw 14
Wow. She obviously only dated you for money. FYL.
KiddNYC1O 22
So hard for it, honey!
Jasonf6 0
Sue the bitch in small claims.
MedicsWife 0
Small claims court fo'sho!
trucker1945 9
Read the story it does not say she got the apartment. He could have gave her a check for his half and she was gonna give the landlord a check for the whole thing. But she deposited the check and left it clear the bank then broke up with him.
FatTony2010 4
Become a manwhore and make her jealous!
mscat 0
You can sue her!