Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
killmenow
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Alejandroc
Honduras
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
tbreezy
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
franzia
Cheap labor
Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
outofluckatcollege
Lewisville, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Anonymous
United States
She'll be back
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
MexyBoy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
This is the end
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
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VoteForTaco 8
Rub her toothbrush in dogshit.
ICastillo 25
Your girlfriend is douche for that. Be an asshole roommate to her.
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Comments (92)
lilemmy55 10
Ouch.
ChickInGreenVans 12
Better luck next time hey!! Cheer up:D!!
isaiaah 6
When she pays you back your half, leave so she has to pay the rent by herself
thiscrazything 1
Move in anyway, and find a roommate to split expenses with you.
loserman67 36
Move in anyway. You paid for half of that apartment, so you have the right to live there. Take the better bedroom (if there is more than one) walk around with your junk hanging out, even if her parents come for a visit, live like a slob everywhere in the place except for your room, eat all the good stuff in the fridge, play COD till all hours of the morning, have all YOUR friends over whenever you want. Just one word of caution, prepare for retaliation -- get a strong lock on your bedroom door, don't leave anything of value laying around for her to snag and just be careful in general. I know it sounds like a sucky way to live, but a thousand bucks is a thousand bucks. Oh and if the opportunity arises, get her drunk, **** her in the ass and finish with a Filthy Sanchez!
Jaxx66 21
I know what a "Dirty Sanchez" is, but what is a filthy?
dude1122332 9
57, you don't wanna know.. 'Nuff said. Now I gotta go back to being batman.
drakej 0
What a bitch
perdix 31
Stay with as her roommate, and have loud, marathon sex sessions with ugly girls every night. It would be cliche for you to bang a hotter girl to make her jealous, but I think banging a whole herd of uglies would **** with her head even worse.
dude1122332 9
Haha a whole herd.. Funny.
pandarara116 4
If ya can take your name off the agreement, if ya cant make her life hell!!
jwebster 8
If you dot get to move in sue the apartment complex. They took a deposit from you so they have to let you move in. Make her life hell. ********** on her pillows. Wipe your ass with her bathrobe. Label everything even food with your name and call the cops everytime she touches anything of yours. You CAN get her kicked out
cosmosis 12
Somehow i think his demands will fall on deaf ears. It didnt say she paid her half. She might have done the Harold Holt and pissed off far away!!