Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Username
United States
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
killmenow
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Alejandroc
Honduras
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
tbreezy
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
franzia
Cheap labor
Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
outofluckatcollege
Lewisville, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Anonymous
United States
She'll be back
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
MexyBoy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
This is the end
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
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VoteForTaco 8
Rub her toothbrush in dogshit.
ICastillo 25
Your girlfriend is douche for that. Be an asshole roommate to her.
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Comments (92)
BecomeMine 0
Sucks to be you :/
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Quack. Sincerely, Daffy. P.S. CLEAVAGE.
habsmike 0
What a goldigger!!!!!
kyleu 0
**** her best friend. In her bed. And cum on her pillow
HerrBawl 4
Ooh, and wipe your ass on her cashmere sweater!
murfasa 8
In the same apartment. Don't forget to be loud while she's home.
challan 19
Call the landlord and the bank Op. she probably won't qualify for the apartment on her own, and the stop payment on the check is worth the money, time and effort. Better to cause a scene now then live with that for the next year.
vcapelo 19
Just stop paying the rent and let her do it!
fmessiah 19
Are cheques still commonly used in America at this time?
xStaciexLynnx 15
All the time.
whiterabbit420 4
27- for things like security deposits, down payments, paychecks, birthday gifts from distant relatives, etc... yeah they're common. But most people pay bills online and use a debit/credit card for everyday purchases
fmessiah 19
Oh ok, I haven't seen a cheque book in years in the UK or Australia, was just curious
forever_new 3
Well the good thing is at least you know now, before you moved in together.
oneFUCKINword 8
Correction. YOUR new apartment! She broke up with you, you should keep it. And If that doesn't work, walk around naked all the time, drink straight from the carton, and bring girls over regularly... She'll be out of there in no time.
white16sox 19
The payment was for his half, meaning they split the payment and will be living together until the end of their contract.
lifeisgoodso 2
haha, u r a bad guy but i like ur idea ; but watch out, girls are also good at fighting back ... then this apartment will be a battle field between them.. haha
oneFUCKINword 8
I am a girl haha and yes, girls play dirty, but they're also more emotional then guys generally, so they're easier to crack generally speaking..
iFizzgig 11
Generally. Yes of course
noisebox 1
Or give it to her anally without lube
_oneofakind90 0
That is terrible. I suggest being a complete asshole to her now.
HerrBawl 4
I wonder if OP's name is on the rental agreement, if not, he may be SOL