Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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perdix 31
Aw, isn't that sweet? I'll bet she loves you so much, she'll always think of you while she's ******* other dudes. That must be so gratifying except for the part that you're not one of those dudes. . . and there will be lots of them.
skittle68 0
Or just move on and not put up with this craziness... Why would you WANT to pursue someone like that?? And women are not possessions so he can't defend what's "his" I belong to my bf by choice, but if I chose not to anymore there would be nothing he could do about it
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Comments (135)
chrstygrl06 10
It seems she was looking for an easy way out. I'm surprised not many other people came to the same conclusion. Your 'now' ex is a spineless b****! If you love somebody you give them your all, I hope you move on because nobody deserves that.
jadbus 0
F****k that hoe. Ftp
doglady 16
dude you need to find that guy and kick his ass.
rastavejb 0
Haha what a bitch
42billybob 5
best case scenario is she has no spine and this "pressure" needs a few less teeth.
ThankfullyNotYou 1
You don't want her anyway. It sounds like she can't think for herself.
dgilb92 0
dude she lied to you haha
spade1997 0
pwned!
sammiibeiitch1 0
thats awesome haha.! atleast she will be scream and thinkin of u while banging him HAHA.!:)
lunkness_monster 0
Rip her ******* face off, then "pressure" him to dig his own grave and lay in it, while wearing her freshly skinned face. :D