Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over a stupid argument, but after a long day we made up and got back together. Not long afterwards, my friend called, feeling guilty and confessing that he had sex with her after finding out she'd dumped me. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
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perdix 31
Aw, isn't that sweet? I'll bet she loves you so much, she'll always think of you while she's ******* other dudes. That must be so gratifying except for the part that you're not one of those dudes. . . and there will be lots of them.
skittle68 0
Or just move on and not put up with this craziness... Why would you WANT to pursue someone like that?? And women are not possessions so he can't defend what's "his" I belong to my bf by choice, but if I chose not to anymore there would be nothing he could do about it
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Comments (135)
thizzl3ear 0
at least she will think of you? lol
Drspoofty 0
If you don't kick this guys ass then it will ******* destroy you emotially man dooooo itttttttt
mrmaks18 7
it won't last and you can be together again forever
McBurgar 0
Well then...
yebz39 0
To make you feel better remind the guy who's ass that was and that he is having your sloppy seconds, of course while your beating his asss!
LOLSWAT 0
poison their water supply
boopityboppity 11
Someone's poisoned the water hole!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
boopity, we DO think alike!
zemo999 0
Tell her you won't let her be pressured into this and offer to explain the situation to the guy in terms he can understand. Hopefully this will include a few fast punches to his face!
fouserd 0
OMG !!!!! O.O she most be trying to kill u
lovelyliz916 5
Lol, you should have asked her ***** ass for one last sammich before she left. ;)
riverrat0195 0
that's like an epic burn man! I hate it for ya though