Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, since we can’t go out due to the quarantine, my wife decided she wanted to shave my back with a razor. Two hours later, I have a sore back and I look like I'm wearing the front half of the worlds ugliest sweater vest. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
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Top comments
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Why would you ever want your man completely hairless? D;
lostforwhatever 0
Don't listen to your wife. EVER.
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lostforwhatever 0
Don't listen to your wife. EVER.
kristir9426 0
/slap lostforwhatever
Thawn 0
unless she is telling you what's for dinner. never listen to your wife!
pimplayer 0
OP dump that chicken head
sloppyflow 1
hairless fetish.
madarchod 0
what the deuce?
megamandude455 10
>.< ouuch
zerobahamut03 2
From experience I don't know how you managed to do a full body wax... Just getting my chest and belly waxed hurt like hell. You must have not been that hairy...if so then I don't think it looked that bad thus not needing a full body wax. Slightly hairy can be very sexy. =D If you were Chewbacca hairy then I tip my hat for you Mr. Manly Man for enduring the pain. Whoever said that your hairless body would last for 6 weeks is a liar!!!!
cantfightfate 0
your wife likes little boys.
missrawrzy 0
I think that the correct term would be a ten year old with chicken box
ThatFunnyDude 3
this is kfc now ^
ThatFunnyDude 3
this is kfc now ^
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Why would you ever want your man completely hairless? D;
nerdsgetmehot 23
Agreed. I'm trying to imagine a completely hairless man, but it just creeps me out.
bcason 0
to look more like those idiots on Twilight.
cantfightfate 0
lol amen somagirl.
deformedsurf 0
You can't really use "man" and "completely hairless" together. it just doesn't work. It's like saying hockey and African American. See, doesn't make any sense.
Thawn 0
nerds like me barely even shave. it just is a waste of time that could be much better spent gaming!
T1A2Z3 35
Why wouldn't you? Hair is itchy and uncomfortable and getting it in your mouth is awful.
wiechWRX 0
Ydi dont be bitch whipped.
christina_bina 0
ouch ouch ouch...
Cinn_fml 23
Well, this is the downfall of waxing. However, you probably should've asked/researched all about it beforehand. But, you chose to do it, so you'll have to live/deal with it the way any one else who choses to wax does.
Mister_Grinch 0
This Kitteh like Cinn. :)
kittykat200 0
you get ingrown hairs from that? o.o
RedPillSucks 33
Including genitalia? Isn't that painful?
palmtrees 1
And yet a large number of men seem to think that women should be practically required to wax down there...
deformedsurf 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If you can take the pain of childbirth, having a few hairs removed should be no biggie.
Cinn_fml 23
Good luck in life with that attitude, deformedsurf. I imagine a lot of girls would cause you severe pain if you said that to their faces. Do you really want the full explanation of why you are wrong, or are you capable of using the internet to find out on your own?
caitibug323 0
^ lol, I like you :)
AssDan 0
YDI, manscaping is one thing but a full body wax? I'm pretty sure you typo'd "wife" and meant boyfriend.
frieda_fml 0
the only time and body a man should wax is his back if it's ferocisly hairy. othen than that your wife's mean. sorry about the ingown hairs.
Cinn_fml 23
You can't call the wife mean for having a different preference. She's only mean if she forced the OP to do it, but he just says she suggested it.
afghan_angel 0
Tats nothing! Try getting waxed all over n having an allergic reaction to it.
imonaboat79 2
exfoliate better sir.