Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
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Top comments
rhiannahoward14 19
Your name... "Probably single"... You should DEFINITELY be single and YOU should be the one to end it.
kameron018 18
Sorry to hear that OP. Have a good time without her somewhere else!
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Comments (97)
kameron018 18
Sorry to hear that OP. Have a good time without her somewhere else!
scyth3s 13
This comment has a blindingly bright outlook on things.
R2Y2 22
Probably should have a good time without her somewhere else....forever. OP I smell foul play.
ScarredVox92 16
yeah, no. there would be no relationship, if OP has any sense.
Kurby14 21
what a bitch
itschrissy_16 16
This is so awful. Poor you...
_parth 20
Now is perfect time to go on a vacation for yourself!! And also to break up with her, if you haven't already!!
rhiannahoward14 19
Your name... "Probably single"... You should DEFINITELY be single and YOU should be the one to end it.
WCARlover 35
Exactly what I went to comment. OP if you weren't the one to dump her you done goofed
jackipdoc 31
EXACTLY! No one should be okay with that I can't imagine it not being a definite
iwadasn 33
I'm guessing the girlfriend wanted to end things and this was her horrible way of doing it.
dractheripper 11
At least you know now that she's a **** and that you deserve better? Chin up, OP. Get out there and find someone sweet for you.
Stillo 25
Ex gf * you mean :)
WellThatWasRude 27
Your girlfriend? I think you should make her your ex-girlfriend. Dump her and find someone who deserves your love, OP.
ColonelCusswords 24
Maybe youll get some photos ?
kendallm505050 12
Why would you even comment that?
ColonelCusswords 24
Because i am a terrible person
Morning_fml 22
That was brutally honest and made this mishap more hilarious.
amileah13 26
I guess maybe now you're the ex boyfriend?