Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I'm left with two non-refundable tickets to Jamaica, because my now ex-boyfriend said his Quidditch tournament is more important than seeing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
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rhiannahoward14 19
Your name... "Probably single"... You should DEFINITELY be single and YOU should be the one to end it.
kameron018 18
Sorry to hear that OP. Have a good time without her somewhere else!
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Comments (97)
HighasaCloud 46
What in the world do you mean "probably single?" Are you actually going to wait for her to break it off with you? Why in hell would you even want to remain with her? Dump her ass pronto. If she thinks she can treat you like that and based on your name, it seems you have gotten whipped. I really hope you're not whipped. For your own sake. If you can't contact her until she gets back, no worries. Go about your own business as if she already knows it because she's definitely acting like it. Don't even give her the time of day when she returns. You're way better than that and deserve much more than she is willing to give you.
Willibobs 33
Exactly this. Ain't nobody going to respect you if you don't respect yourself!
DevilsMetsGiants 30
I hope you're now the ex-boyfriend. I've tried to find a scenario where it would be acceptable for you to stay with her and there is none. That's just inexcusable.
abNormal62 23
Some people prefer the role of cuckold
wakemeupplease 21
I really hope you mean your ex girlfriend
91hayek 31
Are you sure you're her real boyfriend? Like not just something on the side? Or her stalker?
unknown9634 7
**** that bitch.
vikky538 29
He already ****** her. Its time to dump
Dexter83_fml 17
Don't worry mate karma is a beautiful thing
1dvos_grl3 21
Shipwreck?
SwoopingEagle 20
I know what you mean. My Ex-Boyfriend told me he was going to Japan with his Ex-Girlfriend instead of me because she liked Anime more than I did. I ended it.
xx000o 27
You ending it was probably what he wanted all along. Kinda like the difference between getting fired and getting laid off. With you ending it, he can collect benefits (her) sooner. If he ended it there would have to be a waiting/mourning period while you were trying to figure out what was wrong.
magickiss87 22
Yeah, relationship over. I would definitely have a huge problem with that and for her to automatically skip over you, the man she is/was currently dating just shows she has no respect for you and won't even show you any decency. She clearly cares more about her jackass ex so let them have each other - they deserve to be with inconsiderate people like themself. I know it's a shitty situation but better to have found out now than wasting any more of your time, effort, energy and money and gives you the chance to put yourself back out there and do what's not only best for you but what makes you happy. Her loss, your gain. Best of luck, Op!
lexos 16
You dumped her on the spot I assume?
Zzapper77 12
If you are a normal Danish citizen you know this is nowhere near acceptable unless you for some strange reason arranged it. Lyder som om hun forsøger at få dig til at slå op ;/