Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight because I booked us on an adults-only Virgin Voyages cruise for our anniversary. I love him, but he wants every single vacation to be a family vacation with our kids. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I boarded my very first cruise, in order to relax and unwind for week-long vacation. However, when I got on the ship, I found out that I get seasick REALLY easily. FML
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Top comments
cuz803 46
You're definitely the life of the party, sir
RichardPencil 32
You're a snob! There are high-end cruises. They're like the Target of the Seven Seas!
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Comments (4)
cuz803 46
You're definitely the life of the party, sir
Thaylok 17
She will just get you socks for your BD. Insist that you will do the cruise if she takes you to Disney land/world for a week for yours. Don't settle for double standards.
debbyman13 21
Seems like OP would enjoy socks for their bday
RichardPencil 32
You're a snob! There are high-end cruises. They're like the Target of the Seven Seas!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I think that's funny LOL! A cruise is a heck of a birthday present. Hope it's in your budget. But if that's how she reacts to a joke, I don't think she deserves such a gift.