stubby
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked if I could somehow get uncircumcised so I could add an inch to my length. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Too much skin?
🌶️ Spicy
Skinny love
Today, my girlfriend told me that I have “too much foreskin” and that I’d need to get circumcised if we were going to stay together. I’m already circumcised. FML
nickthetank
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
moerae
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was fooling around with my new girlfriend. I guess she'd never been with an uncircumcised man before, because before I knew it I had a frenulum tear and had to go to the ER. FML
Anonymous
Run away, now
Today, my girlfriend gave me a choice of having a circumcision or breaking up with her. Either way I'm going to lose something I hold dear. FML
John Doe
🌶️ Spicy
Shaving!
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Ghostrui
🌶️ Spicy
Curious
Today, my dad thought it appropriate to ask if my boyfriend, who was in the other room, was circumcised. FML
Anonymous
Singapore
Newbie
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been put on it. The doctor told me the only way to fix it was to have me circumcised. My mum laughed, then asked him if he had a magnifying lens to do it. FML
Chester (Seattle)
United States
Today, I got circumcised. After the surgery, my girlfriend got drunk and texted all of her friends about it. FML
JWags
🌶️ Spicy
Mutilated knob
Today, at 30 years-old, my wife asked why I'm circumcised when my parents aren't religious. I didn't know I was circumcised. FML
Top comments
coolmike699 26
What boss do you have to fight to get to that level of stupid?
donb23 23
Tell her as soon as she gets her virginity back you will consider it.
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Comments (27)
acmariner99 25
That’s not how it works, that’s not how any of it works
frizz101 22
Your girlfriend is an idiot, run.
PippiLongstocking 6
Find someone who likes circumcised dick. Uncircumcised dick is dirty dick. Most men don’t clean around and inside the foreskin! 😷
Yummi_913 18
Ooor just don't date dirty men? Uncircumcised dick is actually pretty damn fun if the person has good hygiene. I dunno how you girls keep attracting lazy men tho. Up your standards a little.
PenguinPal3017 19
If he isn't cleaning his dick he isn't cleaning other things too. Saying that you should cut part of your body off to avoid cleaning it is insane.
Lobby_Bee 18
That's a lot of skin to add if she wants an inch. Those skin won't be cheap.
CoyoteOldOne 17
You can look into foreskin restoration if you want that for yourself. It's a lot of work, and has dubious results, though some people are happy with it. What's even easier and quicker though is finding a new girlfriend, though, so keep that in mind.
chosha_fml 27
How’s your weight, OP? Because if you’re overweight, you’ll gain an inch from every 35lb (15.8kg) you lose. And unlike your girlfriend’s weird ideas about foreskin, this one is actually true.
PenguinPal3017 19
This is not true at all.
RichardPencil 32
It is true! Weight loss will help get rid of the male version of the FUPA, and let the dick to stick out further.
PenguinPal3017 19
Yes it can. But an inch per 35 lbs? Not even close. If you are 35 lbs overweight you might be able to get 0.05 inches by losing weight.
saffy66 34
You should marry that girl. She sounds like a real smart cookie. Or at least, that's how you're going to look, compared to her.
kmarie22_613e 25
http://www.cirp.org/library/restoration/ You can do it. But it won’t add length.
protoskore 27
Just trim down your pubic hair. that creates a visual effect as if you're nearly an inch longer.
Takegami 22
Drop her. Now. She isn’t worth your time. She’s not worth anyone’s time.