Ghostrui
🌶️ Spicy
Curious
Today, my dad thought it appropriate to ask if my boyfriend, who was in the other room, was circumcised. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Hudsonville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad thought it was perfectly acceptable to ask my girlfriend how many guys she screwed before me. FML
JWags
🌶️ Spicy
Mutilated knob
Today, at 30 years-old, my wife asked why I'm circumcised when my parents aren't religious. I didn't know I was circumcised. FML
nick
United States
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
XxDiabolikalXx
France 🌶️ Spicy
Not now!
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
quit fucking up my life
Kenai, United States
Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML
Anonymous
Levelland, United States
Today, after I gave birth to our first child, my husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, "When do you circumcise the baby?" We had a baby girl. FML
Chels
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Dad jokes!
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
HylianFox
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my parents had a long discussion on whether a cut on my arm looked like a vagina. FML
wish.was.single
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
KatieB
Newark, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML
Top comments
Ghostrui 31
Haha, my dad isn't a bad guy but sometimes I think he forgets to filter his thoughts. We were watching TV when the topic came up, that's when he asked me. Just thought the embarrassing moment was worth a chuckle to share here. Wasn't expecting my submission to get published.
SirEnigM0nk 22
So did your boyfriend make the cut?
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SirEnigM0nk 22
So did your boyfriend make the cut?
RichardPencil 32
That's inappropriate. He should have asked you while your boyfriend was there. Did you hear about the mohel (Google it) who didn't charge a fee for ritual circumcisions? He only took tips.
SirEnigM0nk 22
I tip my hat to you sir.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Tell him they all feel the same inside you. That will shut him up. The way to deal with someone who asks inappropriate questions is to give them even more inappropriate answers until they learn to stop opening those cans of worms.
Ghostrui 31
Haha, my dad isn't a bad guy but sometimes I think he forgets to filter his thoughts. We were watching TV when the topic came up, that's when he asked me. Just thought the embarrassing moment was worth a chuckle to share here. Wasn't expecting my submission to get published.