Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
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zOMGitsdc 0
Hope your dumb girlfriend realized she made herself look retarded doing that.
genius_man16 1
What a cheating bitch! But hey, be glad you're rid of her.
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Comments (132)
Zoa_fml 0
ydi for having such horrible horrible grammar
xodsliceox 0
wow. did u tell her it was hers?? thats messed up. who sent the message. kick his ass. and then break up with your girlfriend if shes cheatin on you.
ShUt_YoUr_LiPS 0
hate 2 say it but.... she's a dumb ass........
YOULIVETODIE 0
you have a dumbass for a girlfriend
deeter 0
you ever think the reason she got angry was so she could get ****** silly? any excuse to get the hell outta there... after all why watch tv when you could get ******?
Samuraixman 3
use her phone to reply and have that person come over and bust her ass like she was oj simpson
Bathory_fml 0
Something tells me she wasn't running because she was angry...
onlypandorashope 0
uhm, dude, i think you just got dumped. and something tells me that text wasn't legit. it was just a poorly thought out (but properly executed) break up. all the same, FYL.
mnkyc_mnkydo 5
well at least now you know, FYL, well you could say YDI because you deserve to know if you are being cheated on, so YDI but not in the traditional sense.
Arcadia453 0
Faking it