Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
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Top comments
Ilovemysphynx 19
Well if she is going to break up with you over something so small and irrelevant, I'd say it's a good thing to rid of her now versus a year or two down the road. Sounds like she needs to grow up and trust you.
eksyneet 23
good riddance i say, if the fact that your phone died was the only reason. or maybe you're just an asshole. who knows.
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Comments (66)
goldenscorpion_fml 15
I guess you could say she hung up on you.
MeanBeagle 22
you got dropped like a T-Mobile call
pooldude 24
yah #1, lets just NOT say that!
FiFiLovee 26
For some reason when I first looked at this FML I read the first sentence as 'Today, my girlfriend died while I was on the phone with her'... >_
eksyneet 23
good riddance i say, if the fact that your phone died was the only reason. or maybe you're just an asshole. who knows.
dcb132z 17
Just tell he what happened she will understand
zBLAKEz 23
Why is it that anytime there's an FML about a girl doing something stupid and/or rude to a guy people always try to blame the guy or ask what he did to deserve it?
crankawank 19
Or maybe they were in the middle of a very touchy/important conversation and the gf felt really insulted when she thought bf hung up? At the point she probably wasn't aware it was an accident.
eksyneet 23
#39, oh, what a terrible burden that must be.
connorgrant98 24
This sounds like a middle school relationship to me.
zBLAKEz 23
When that kind of mentality causes male victims of rape and domestic abuse to stay silent and never seek help for their problems because they know people will just laugh at them and say "men can't be raped" or "man up", yeah, it kinda is a burden.
worldclassrager 41
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Text back and explain...take a screenshot of your low battery while charging if needed...but now you know to never hang up on your girlfriend
BBlah 26
I don't know if I'd even bother doing that to be honest, if she broke up with him over something as small as that, it's not worth it, OP's better off :/
vikky538 29
she is not customer care to whom you can send screenshot for proof..its his girl friend...
matthewcald 14
Yeah honestly in my experience if someone breaks up with you over something really small it usually because they have been thinking about it for a while and needed a reason.
yzzob 3
just dump the hussy
snowflaky 22
did you at least explain to her why you "hung up?" She might have assumed you were being the jerk.
shortysgirl 3
It doesn't say that's why she broke up with him. Maybe she was going to break up with him when his phone died so she just text dumped him. It's still a crappy thing to do but not necessarily cause and effect.
snowflaky 22
I suppose so, since we don't have details as to what the phone call was about, it's hard to tell.
Ilovemysphynx 19
Well if she is going to break up with you over something so small and irrelevant, I'd say it's a good thing to rid of her now versus a year or two down the road. Sounds like she needs to grow up and trust you.
ladybugz23 13
100% agree
addictedtoIASIP 14
She's being overdramatic. If you told her what happened and she still breaks up with you, she's just not worth it then
Guatican 6
The truth has been spoken.
guinea_pigs 9
Sounds like she either freaked out over a little thing, or she was planning on doing it anyway. Sorry, OP. Either way, good riddance.
lowkeybelieber 7
Sorry OP, looks like she wasn't the right one anyway. Good thing that this happened now rather than later down the line
GamerPerson 19
If she's going to end the relationship for something so childish, she doesn't need to be in A relationship. So, don't think of it as a FYL, OP, but rather a signal to you that she just isn't the one.
False_Stupidity 42
Rather a.... What!? I hate people that don't finish their
sunnyray812 42
#31 The sentence was finished....
dannysmith007 6
If she's going to break up with you over something like a phone running out of battery then your better off without her