Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
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zOMGitsdc 0
Hope your dumb girlfriend realized she made herself look retarded doing that.
genius_man16 1
What a cheating bitch! But hey, be glad you're rid of her.
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Comments (132)
Guairdean 0
Change the locks.
lbanks_fml 10
I just got 1 question==Did she come back Silly ????
ninja4life 0
i can under stand why she left if it came from you. maybe you shouldnt push her away.
Bunny1313 0
I feel your pain!! my man is married and it hurts every time she calls or texts. he is gonna leave but hasn't yet. when u in love with someone it hurts what they do to u!! n seems like everyone cheats now!!
atty11 0
@bunny1313 i'm judging you for seeing a married man, you homewrecking ****, you...
GriefBacon 0
I'm going to go ahead and say this is fake. #95 you should really try to develop your sense of humor. And if I am wrong....OMG ****! ;p
atty11 0
i do have a sense of humor, it's just slightly different from what you would expect lol
Rijii 0
Wow. A **** and a retard in one! Your girlfriend sure is a winner. FYL, but YDI if you don't break up with the loose ***** after that.
namezox 0
keep her for the XXX.
friscobuff 0
YDI for being your slutty girlfriend's copycat!
Mr_Eated 0
Why isn't she your ex-girlfriend now? Even if she's not banging someone else, if my girl had guy "friends" who sent those kinds of messages, we're done! That's a load of crap dude.
Hazy_fml 0
Ah the classic double standard. Perfectly fine if she cheats, but god forbid you do. And to make this clear, even though you have never cheated, she is going to make herself look good and flee the scene. *Note: I do not condone, nor endorse cheating. Be faithful, dammit!