Germ warfare
Today, as punishment for getting caught kissing my precious newborn grandbaby two years ago, my son and his nasty wife have barred me from even meeting my second grandbaby until she's at least two months old. FML
Today, as punishment for getting caught kissing my precious newborn grandbaby two years ago, my son and his nasty wife have barred me from even meeting my second grandbaby until she's at least two months old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I rushed to my son’s house, eager to meet my new grand-baby, who his annoying wife wouldn’t let me see at the hospital. Before I could even pick the baby up, his wife started freaking out that I “smelled like cigarettes” and threw me out because it was “bad for the baby.” FML
Today, two weeks after giving my daughter-in-law a severe scolding for forcing my son to do chores and babysit the kids on his days off, I went to visit them and found out that they'd changed the locks, so my key no longer works. FML
Today, thanks to grandparent rights, I have to allow my toxic mother, who forced me into beauty pageants when I was a kid, to visit my kids. I hate her so much but I don't have a choice. FML
Today, my newborn son is only four days-old. My in-laws have been over five times already. FML
Today, I mustered up the courage to tell my son that I would not be attending his sixth wedding. He responded by cutting access to my grandson. FML
Today, my son had a child to spite his ex and ex-stepson. He was holding his daughter in his arms in the delivery room when he told me that now I can stop visiting his ex-stepson and pretending he’s my real grandchild, because now I have a real granddaughter. I’m speechless. FML
Today, my parents are furious and are refusing to let me see my kids. Why? They're raising my kids after I lost them to foster care and I stopped fighting for custody, and just announced my pregnancy with my new boyfriend. FML
Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML
Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years-old and has been married to me for a year. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
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Top comments
KittyKatGirl 15
Why do I get the suspicion given the title, and time frame, this is because Grandma refuses to get a paticular vaccination?
stickyface 17
So, grandma, were you told not to and did it anyway? If so, you're lucky you get to visit at all. Shame on you for adding to your son's "nasty wife"'s burdens by making her have to look after two infants, or people who act like infants.
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KittyKatGirl 15
Why do I get the suspicion given the title, and time frame, this is because Grandma refuses to get a paticular vaccination?
stickyface 17
So, grandma, were you told not to and did it anyway? If so, you're lucky you get to visit at all. Shame on you for adding to your son's "nasty wife"'s burdens by making her have to look after two infants, or people who act like infants.
GoogieWithers 25
So there are rules about kissing newborns. Only immediate family members are allowed to kiss the newborn. If someone outside the household kisses the newborn and they are ill, without even knowing it, some illnesses could be passed to the newborn. Newborns do not have a mature immune system and any virus/disease could kill them. So those 'nasty parents' were probably very angry that you would risk killing your grandchild because you couldn't follow simple instructions for 7-8 weeks.
Dana Triganza 9
"For getting caught".... meaning you knew not to.
Hangryko 32
He's your son, not your boyfriend. That's their baby, not yours and your son's. Get therapy for your entitlement and whatever else is going on with you.
FluffythePink 23
I bet you get cold sores and don't give a single hoot that the virus KILLS new borns... No wonder they don't want you anywhere near their children, you'd rather risk their lives for your satisfaction than protect them. Some ******* 'Grandmother' you are.
garamo 4
coming from a culture that treats parents with utmost respect I don’t want my kids come near a comment section from the very corrupt western societies!!