Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
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zOMGitsdc 0
Hope your dumb girlfriend realized she made herself look retarded doing that.
genius_man16 1
What a cheating bitch! But hey, be glad you're rid of her.
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Comments (132)
ireply_w_lyrics 0
Their rip-off of What Hurts The Most is terrible. I had to listen to the original 20 times to cleanse myself after i heard it
sch1ll 0
hahahah that girl needs to put a sicker on her phone er some shitt, so ya'll know the damn difference.
sTejaski 0
Never the woman is it? How dreary and self obsessed women are
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for giving your girlfriend's number to Clay Aiken.
lifeislife_fml 0
Haaa what an idiot. Don't worry, she'll find out soon enough when she realizes that she has the wrong phone. Or when she comes back to get her phone if she left without taking anything.
Tubasaurus 0
Wow. Forget any possibility of her cheating, I would break up with her for being such an idiot.
purplegrl 0
maybe she knew it was her phone and thats really why she ran off :)
mrbattleman 10
the best way to get her back is for you to shove a pineapple up her ****** it'll be so streched out no one will wanna **** her after that also it would be really painful for her
lalagirl_89 0
what a hypocritical bitch! DUMP HER
drakewolfe 0
I would have slapped that ho, she want's to act ho, I would have treated her like one...