Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
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zOMGitsdc 0
Hope your dumb girlfriend realized she made herself look retarded doing that.
genius_man16 1
What a cheating bitch! But hey, be glad you're rid of her.
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Comments (132)
FML727350021 0
Im So Sorry!! FYL..:(
MistrSteezy 0
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH
xoconnie 8
oucchhh, dude that sucksss. maybe it was one of her friends kidding? but also, wouldnt she have recognized the contact name?! and it would be from a girl so why would it be to her phone? unless shes like lesbo? hmmmm
CheshireHalli 19
Or it could have been an act. =)
xoconnie 8
dude that sucksss. maybe it was one if her friends kidding.? AND WTF wouldnt she recognize the contacts namee that texted her? somethings fishyyy. shes retarded and didnt read the persons nameee?! and it would be from a guy that wrote that to her so wouldnt she realize its herss. ?!!
xoconnie 8
i just wrote 2 comments cuz i didnt think the 1st one worked hahaha im stupid
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...What hurts the most Was being so close And havin' so much to say And watchin' you walk away..."
trajikkomidy 0
gay gay gay!
canucksrule88 0
yeah why would you pick the most popular song of a no name white band! seriously though some of your posts are a little bid too punk/emo lets mix it up get some reggae, r&b, techno, and other genres
RJB 0
Whats hurts the Most-Cascada.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
STFU Cascada is a lame-ass rip off that sounds like shit and came out 2 years later Cascada's version= FAIL x 57,007.3
ireply_w_lyrics 0
@No name wrong. not no-name, not punk/emo one of the most popular country/pop crossovers in existece
_electricbonbon 0
you look like zac efron.
lalalaski 3
*Rascal Flatts I fear for the future.
btchh 0
when did she do when she found out ?
canucksrule88 0
oh bellaellaella, I wish you were here! I'd **** you silly happy? :)
mc0carrie 0
that doesn't make sense...it says who it's from on the message.....I call fakeee
akvandervort 21
So... actually she wasn't pissed she was running out to go meet her f**k buddy, obviously!! Duh!!