Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
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Top comments
zOMGitsdc 0
Hope your dumb girlfriend realized she made herself look retarded doing that.
genius_man16 1
What a cheating bitch! But hey, be glad you're rid of her.
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Comments (132)
17xVampx17 0
You guys realize she was probably pretending to be pissed so she could go see this guy and let him **** her silly?
zjweldon 0
Uhm, either your dating a bi, your bi yourself, or this is fake. Y would a girl wanna get it on with her if she wasn't?? Idk, maybe fyl
twiggly 0
FYL. If she's still your girlfriend tomorrow you're to blame if you catch her cheating (again...apparently).
MelanieBerrigan 0
she wasn't pissed! she knew it was her phone but she ran out to go have sex with the other guy who said he would "**** her silly". that is why OP is saying FML because he knows she went to go cheat on him.
Treece 0
Wow...Fail for her knowing she was cheating and assuming it was you.
Daniel0721 0
What's the point of commenting on FMLs anyway?
lonelyandbroke 0
I agree with mc0carrie if she thought it was the guys phone she would have looked to see who the text was from and know it was her phone. I call FAKE. I doubt the settings and profiles matched as well, I would think one might be able to tell the difference after getting as far as the inbox.
HopeisaPanda 12
The way my phone works is you click on the message, enter the password(because i have one) and it takes you straight there. You might not see the name and you dont have to go through alot of steps. Attention seeker?
JOELY_fml 0
that's not an fml, surely she'd realise it was her phone in a matter of seconds
Casualt1234 0
that's not really the point.
24788 7
haha, everyone cheats nowadays.
5upernova 3
I guess having couple items isn't that corny after all!