Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, after getting together with the guy who I like, and who actually likes me back, he finally kissed me. Unfortunately, he kisses like he’s trying to suck out my soul. FML
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jif_fml 0
disgusting.
possumisawesome 0
I'm betting that that's the last time he'll kiss you; that sucks.
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Comments (73)
jif_fml 0
disgusting.
The_Pleb 0
ARGH, the way i see it there is ONLY 2 solutions to this problem 1. Make him a damn sammich 2. Sex things up Hope i helped. Yours sincerly The_Pleb
MLDRD 0
personally i think that's awesome : D i would laugh if my gf did that to me.
cookiemonster17 0
dude shut up with the sammiches
ryguy997 0
I wouldn't mind that unless the burp brought up vomit.
uglyduckling047 0
YDI. How could you not feel it coming? Ew.
brandon425 1
well if she decides to sex things up she's gonna have to make a sandwich when she's done so either way he's a happy man
B4SK3TB4IL 0
I agree 56. but those aren't solutions they're jobs.
jessxoxo28 5
that is so gross....
possumisawesome 0
I'm betting that that's the last time he'll kiss you; that sucks.
iazy9 14
your ugly is that mean? yes do i care? no
Fmlano 16
She's not ugly and this is irrelevant.
BamBAmGG 14
Or maybe he's a nice guy and laughed it off and moved forward with their date? Obviously things were going well if they're on their second date and he went in to kiss her. Every human burps, i don't think that should of been a deal breaker. I'd like an update from OP though!
underrwaterrx 0
ew your sick
MissGreenT 0
hahaha oh dear, that is so gross but too funny. Hopefully he has a sense of humor and doesnt use it against you
tps 0
BURP?
Rico5037 0
hey maybe you'll get lucky. and he's in to that sort of thing
letthemxeatcake 0
I hope he didn't break up with you
Laxloverr24 0
haha what did he do? !
nokillnobeepbeep 0
This really depends on what you ate that morning.