Today, I went to the dentist. I had to get a tooth removed. In the middle of the procedure, the power went out. I had to sit there for an hour to wait for it to come back on. The anesthetic wore off before he started working on me again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the dentist's and she was hands deep in my mouth with a drill, when the power for the whole block shuts off. For 3 hours, the dentist had to keep shooting me up with shots to numb the horrible pain. FML
Today, while getting a dental filling, the fire alarm sounded. The plaza was evacuated and we had to stand outside in the cold for 2 hours. The anesthetic wore off. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist after 24 hours of severe tooth pain. They did an emergency root canal. After the anesthesia wore off, within minutes, the pain returned only worse than before. Called the dentist, I had to return, only to find they had done the root canal on the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a hole in my tooth filled. After the dentist had injected the anesthetic into my gums, she realized that none of the electrical equipment was working. She sent me home. My entire right side of my face is completely numb and swollen for no reason. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
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DrAwesome 6
To tell the tooth, the dentist should probably brush up on proper procedure, since he should have known the anesthesia would wear off. He should definitely know the drill by now.
Fortuitous 0
Did you fall asleep? If so: when you woke up, did your bra feel out of place?
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Comments (136)
Fortuitous 0
Did you fall asleep? If so: when you woke up, did your bra feel out of place?
Haterman123 0
lol win
otheblodygoresux 0
Haha now that's funny!
Air_Force001 0
lol WTF
Karma495 0
what if it was a guy?!?
Fortuitous 0
It says that OP is a woman.
RedPillSucks 33
If it was a guy then the bra would be out of place.
TylerOMFG 7
lol you win sir! ^^
DrAwesome 6
To tell the tooth, the dentist should probably brush up on proper procedure, since he should have known the anesthesia would wear off. He should definitely know the drill by now.
pronounciations 5
I'm at a floss for words
Tasanasanta 0
Oh my god that is a horrible pun... God is crying tears of pain and sorrow right now. Ragnarok is nearly upon us now....
DocBastard 40
This comment had no bite, and it made no impression on me. I would definitely not ask for maw. Go ahead- try to flame me. I'll come and denture car.
DrAwesome 6
There's a cavity in your logic, my good sir. I don't have a car.
Siji 0
I lol'd at this conversation. Thank you people for the laugh :)
OLDSKLCHEVY 1
ha ha ha
jellybeans4833 7
what's a pun?! .. never got what they were -.-
Rei_Ayanami 18
I found all of these puns quite funny, keep up the good work DrAwesome, always a pleasure to read your comments.
Hayman68 4
Since the doc operated on OP without her having anesthesia, OP can probably sue for malpractice
stolencrackers 1
They can't be sued for malpractice. They completed the job, it was just painful but unless he damaged her gums or other teeth, there's nothing illegal with what he did minus be a little forgetful.
RedJester23 6
was he your actual dentist? or was their a replacement just filling in?
DrAwesome 6
OH MY GAWD I JUST GOT THAT ONE.
lizzilla8297 2
haha that REALLY sux.
perdix 31
Did the dentist keep asking "Is it safe" while he worked on you?
FTWisRIGHT 0
Yet another funny comment from perdix. Good show!
perdix 31
Thank you for noticing. When I wrote this, I thought anyone who catches the reference will really enjoy it. I am happy that you did.
Elixa 0
I don't get it, please explain. Unless it ruins your joke, if it ruins it. that's ok, not explain.
Elixa 0
*don't
luvzit 0
ummm ouch!!!
DevianceIsBliss 0
Suck it up and take it like a man. Or woman, if you prefer.
And_Jelly 0
I did it withought the numbing thing when I was little. I have the balls :)
RedJester23 6
they did it in Jackass 3. he was freaking out lawl
Selena_is_back 7
el oh el
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
oh em jee
yag00 0
Hello there ;)
insertusernamehe_fml 0
are you retarded?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Should have asked for more anesthetic, you spaz! :P
KiddNYC1O 22
I know right!?
austinsl292b 0
hey
megaanlovesmusic 1
i hate the dentist :|
chicalina27 5
ahh sux to be yu! :P