Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
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realggirl 0
Wow, YDI for leaving your clothes downstairs!! What were you thinking? If they'd been up there with you you could have pretended it was just her showering!
alexis1997 0
That happend 2 me once but my girls dad kicked my ass. Through me out of the house naked
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Comments (80)
cerebellum_fml 0
Its easier to clean you back with another person! everyone knows this, i dont know why mom would be mad.
LilaBear 2
YDI. You can't seriously be expecting any sympathy.
RolandofGilead 0
I think the OP deserves some sympathy... just a little. Yes, very stupid to leave your clothes far away from you but the price he pays is (probably) pussy that he will never see again. Thats pretty steep. YDI and FYL
RufusCade 7
Unless you're 15 or younger, her parents are stupid *****. This is so an FML
idkweird 0
Do you mean 18 and younger? Since that is the age of an adult in the US? Also, they knew it was a problem with the parents, so they both deserve it. Parents are allowed to have a say in things until the kid moves out or starts paying rent. Haven't you ever heard, "My house, my rules"?
snzizle 0
i have to agree with #42. even if they're over 18, if the girl lives with her parents and they know the parents don't want them having sex in their house, the parents have a right to be upset. As for#18...."15 or younger''!?! are you kidding me?? ur saying it's perfectly acceptable for two 16 year olds to have sex in the shower, and the parents are "stupid *****" for objecting? please tell me you're joking
bds0688 0
If someone can drive a car, they can most certainly have sex.
katieisacar_fml 8
16 is the legal age when you can have sex, so the parents can't do anything technically. (legal age is 16 in US as well isn't it?)
idkweird 0
It differs by state, but most are 18.
bouncerbob44 0
Only 12 states have the age of consent set at 18, 7 states are set at 17, and the rest are 16.
shyeahh_fml 19
It doesn't matter what the legal age is, if you're under 18 you still have to listen to your parents.
superman21_fml 19
How long were you in the shower?? Assuming her parents had already been gone for a while (as opposed to having just walked out the door) dinner and a movie is generally at least a 2-3 hour affair. YDI for not thinking this through at all. Good luck ever seeing your gf again, kid.
comment11111 39
the parents forgot something and came back early
comment11111 39
or the movie and the dinner was bad
xxcandybabes13xx 3
Hey i think that sucks cos it nierly happened to me lol. But i was brainy enough to keep the clothes close.
Sun_Kissed18 25
But not "brainy" enough to spell "because" and "nearly"
CYNNER 0
Why would you not take the clothes with you? why a shower? dumbass
Boddmon 0
You my friend have obviously never had sex in the shower before... not quite the same as masturbating..
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Soap on a rope. Need I say more? ;)
ynghzze 0
its just poor planning
f_alltheirlives 3
Cast a Obliviate charm IceMage! Then go back to the geek-sex in the shower
mshafty 0
Well there is always car sex! fyl for being from Minnesota though.
jeniilouise 0
CRINGE!! F her life more though for having to face her parents for every day as long as she lives there!