Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
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realggirl 0
Wow, YDI for leaving your clothes downstairs!! What were you thinking? If they'd been up there with you you could have pretended it was just her showering!
alexis1997 0
That happend 2 me once but my girls dad kicked my ass. Through me out of the house naked
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Comments (80)
slatter 1
y didn't u hide and her just talk to the mum duh ' sighs'
Jodziee 0
URRR DURRRR, maybe because the Mom had already found the guys clothes downstairs and the chick would have got in trouble since her parents already know she's lying? >_>; It's not like she can be like "OH, THE GUY CLOTHES? I WAS UH.. CROSS..DRESSING TO PICK UP CHICKS, DON'T WORRY!" and it's all okay. Sheesh, do people not even read things before they comment now..
adonals 0
haah; awe
grimpow_fml 0
how ******* long were you showering? they went out for movie AND dinner. feel free to take a break, it's not a marathon
Sirin_fml 47
[spring clean]
DeathShad0 1
I'm ashamed to live in the same state as you OP.
kevind23 0
Hahaha, oh wow.
blastvortex 4
If you're going to pull a stunt like that, you should learn to cover your tracks better. That's a pretty expensive lesson, OP. (LOL) Of course, if you didn't want to take any chances on getting caught at all, then you shouldn't have done it at all. YDI.
Namenlos_fml 20
This story reeks of piss-poor planning. Your clothes should be close by and you probably shouldn't have used the shower at all. The running water makes it harder to hear people coming home, and even if you threw your clothes on in time, how would you explain that you're both wet?
King7 0
You totally deserve it dumbass! No planning at all! You could give the abominable snowman competition. Retard.
tradada 0
geez, what's with the tyrannical parents? Can´t you just talk to your kids about sex instead of bullying them out of it?
idkweird 0
They can be open and talk about it. That doesn't mean they want it going on in their house. I don't know many parents that encourage their kids to have sex. Most have to accept that their child is doing it, but that doesn't mean they have to like it or allow it in their house. With the high rates of teenage pregnancy and teenagers with STDs, why would any parent want to encourage that?
Rude_Girl_Ska 0
haha wtf? why leave your clothes downstairs? my boyfriends mother walked in on us showering together but she just giggled.. it was kind of awkward for me though so they put a lock on the door lol!!
Boddmon 0
They didn't already have a lock on your bathroom door?